If a movie were being made about your life...

[Kitti]

... which actor/actress would you want to play "you"?​

 

[Greenie]

That's a toughie! Hmm... Maybe Parminder Nagra.

 

[Kitti]

I just had a philosophical moment while trying to answer myself where I realized that I kind of want the kind of life that I could cast Ryan Reynolds to play me.

 

[Poe Dameron]

I know the plot and story, but the actor? Hmmmm....

If I had free reign on this and the honors, I'd choose Will Yun Lee.

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

She has just the right style to pull off my sarcastic humor.

 

[junebug]

I think Alexandra Daddario could pull off a cutthroat, innocent looking woman.

 

[Mu]

I want Godfrey Gao so I can be portrayed as a damn hot Asian man.

 

[Justin]

For me... Definitely Keith Powers

or Shameik Moore

Then again, I am pursuing acting... so why not just play myself XD

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Current me? There's only one I can think of.

Jon Simm.
His portrayal of the Master is too similar to how I tend to act when not being serious... Which is most of the time.

HOWEVER.

Given my history, and how Hollywood works. It'd likely be focusing on the whole 12 years in Autism Therapy bit.
In which case...

Broccoli Cucumber

It's a bit hard to pinpoint an Actor who could do special needs/mental disorders well.
But Bumblebee Crackerjack has a good track record with Sherlock being a Sociopath and his performance in the Imitation Game.

Edit: But then again... I'd be a kid. Bramblepatch Honeeycatch is not a kid... But I don't know any kid actors that could work. :/

 

[SlamifiedBuddafied]

Jean-Pierre Leaud.
Because, reasons.

 

[Darog]

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Mel Gibson pre-Nutty Religious whacko persona, Anthony Hopkins, John Hurt, Meryl Streep or me.

 

[Icy]

If we're going for a realistic portrayal, I mean.

 

[Rithas]

Simon Pegg. Only Simon Pegg.

 

[Icystorm]

My life does not need a movie, it just needs a narrator. That narrator would be...Morgan Freeman.

 

[Drakel]

I want every actor to switch off with every scene that I am in. So whenever the camera switches to look at someone else and then back the actor would switch to be someone else and as such, everyone in the world would be able to relate to my story. This includes the narrator's voice.

 

[Goldmarble]

...

Not a single clue. I don't know if there's an actor that I passably resemble even.

Besides which...a movie about my life would be boring as shit.

 

[Drakel]

...

Not a single clue. I don't know if there's an actor that I passably resemble even.

Besides which...a movie about my life would be boring as shit.

Kirk Douglas...

I'm sorry but I couldn't find anyone older that is still alive that could properly portray the life of an old cow.

 

[Minerva]

Leonardo DiCaprio.

However, I want all his lines to be dubbed in by the CinemaSins guy.

 

[Razilin]

Ken Watanabe

Or the late great Toshiro Mifune

Because, yes kids, there was a time when Asian men were actually, y'know, big and manly. Like Gregory Peck.

And not, y'know, this skinny bishounen noodle people.

 

[Jorick]

Willem Dafoe. No resemblance or anything, I just want any movie made about my life to be weird and enthralling and Willem Dafoe is the perfect lead for that kind of thing.