Idiots Discussing Complex Subjects

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Tuxedo Mask

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EINSTEIN'S THEORY OF RELATIVITY

"Einstein's theory of relativity is really complicated, and it can be almost impossible to understand what it means."

"That's E=MC2, right? What does it mean?"

"When you go really fast, time goes slower..."

"...Because you get there earlier!"

"You're catching on, buddy!"

"Thanks, and if you were to go faster than the speed of light..."

"..."

"..and you were in a MONSTER TRUCK."

"You...YOU COULD SMASH CARS BEFORE THEY WERE EVER BUILT OH MY GOD."


I think we can all agree with this can we not?
 
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Tuxedo Mask

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HYDROGEN AS A FUEL SOURCE

"You can put stuff other than gas in your cars?"

"Only certain cars."

"What cars?"

"Well Hydrogen is 2/3 of water, so, like, cars that are 1/3 water."

"Really?"

"Yeah, cause like human are 80% water so we use hydrogen and not gasoline, and most cars are like 8%, but if the car is 20% or more water then it can run on hydrogen."

"Like boats?"

"Not at all like boats."
 

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Can you logically explain the people posting their political views on Facebook?
 
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Paorou-sama

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yes

They're like people posting their own on roleplay forums.

SAME LOGIC.
 
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Cosmic Orion

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EINSTEIN'S THEORY OF RELATIVITY

"Einstein's theory of relativity is really complicated, and it can be almost impossible to understand what it means."

"That's E=MC2, right? What does it mean?"

"When you go really fast, time goes slower..."

"...Because you get there earlier!"

"You're catching on, buddy!"

"Thanks, and if you were to go faster than the speed of light..."

"..."

"..and you were in a MONSTER TRUCK."

"You...YOU COULD SMASH CARS BEFORE THEY WERE EVER BUILT OH MY GOD."


I think we can all agree with this can we not?


I followed this without pain.


. . . I think I must be far gone.
 
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Paorou-sama

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Actually, I have no problem with their discussions.

i've seen worse, pfft.
 
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Ampoule

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I would actually like to fly through space in a monster truck at the speed of light.

And maybe throw it in reverse and slow down just so I could pop an insane jump over Newton and his tree.

*now has enough imagination fuel to make it through life*

*gazes with hope toward the horizon*
 

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Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
Just periodically update your status with "Rory is ethnically cleansing his friends list."

Then unfriend anyone who responds in a negative manner.

That's what I do when my FB gets too bulky with the slack-jawed, overly opinionated denizens of the social network.
 

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I have one thing to say to this thread.

JESUS FOR PRESIDENT!!!































Did you know that Jesus was a JEW? Yes indeed... just like RORY
 
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Cosmic Orion

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Except Rory isn't just like Jesus.

Unless you find a photo of Jesus in a sailor outfit, smiling while holding a knife.
 
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Ampoule

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Except Rory isn't just like Jesus.

Unless you find a photo of Jesus in a sailor outfit, smiling while holding a knife.

OH MY GOD THERE IS THAT ONE PHOTO OF RORY ON FB WEARING A ROBE. . .OH GOD. OH GOD.


IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
 
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RORY THINKS HE IS JESUS

HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE JESUS

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE
 

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I DIDN'T SAY RORY, LOL. RORY WOULD FAIL AS BOTH JESUS AND PRESIDENT.

I MEANT, LIKE, JESUS JESUS, MAN! THE REAL FICTIONAL JEEEEEEEEESUS.
 
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HOW COULD I NOT HAVE REALIZED THIS SOONER

;_;
 

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YOU DARE MOCK MY VIEWS OF YOUNG JEEZY? ON THE INTERNET? REALLY?


WAIT WHA-