I WOULD DATE YOU SO HARD, THEN MARRY THE S!@# OUT OF YOU.

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Seiji, Sep 30, 2011.



  1. THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!


    AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

    AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

    AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

    AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

    WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

    BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

    THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.

    AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

    AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

    I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

    THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

    WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

    WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

    I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

    HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

    UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

    TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

    HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.
     
  2. cute... *golfclap*
     
  3. *puts his monocle on*

    Quite.
     
  4. You can have me.
     
  5. You swear too much. You're bad marriage material.
     
  6. You disgust me, sir.

    I hope that you and your kind die in a crevice filled with your own fecal matter, groveling in your own bodily fluids as you approach your expiration.
     
  7. Your insult vocabulary is very dull.
     
  8. Indeed, for I left out the crass and utterly common words spoken in the streets by the typical and unwashed.
     
  9. We approve of this romantic post.
     
  10. *Eats Venom with a side of fishsticks*


    Heresy
     
  11. *Bursts out of Ragnar's chest, ALIEN style*

    Heresay.

    *Eats what little brains there were & wanders off*
     
  12. *Keeps the Alien down with a keg of Fenrisian Ale*

    That'll keep it down.
     
  13. *reads the fuck out of this thread*
     
  14. THIS IS SO ROMANTIC.
    ;___;
     
  15. IF ONLY THE REAL WORLD WORKED THIS WAY

    BUT NOOOOOOOOOO
     
  16. A-FUCKING-MEN.
     
  17. 8D
    My only wish in life
    is that someone will say those exact words to mah face.
    <3