I really need to take a shower

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Ekaetriana, Dec 29, 2012.

  1. So any and all are welcome to watch, help out, join in, you know, all those things that go into taking a shower. You know you want make love to some sweet smelly armpits as they get washed clean. ;3

    :llama: <(Thats disgusting)
     
  2. I'll join if you have nice smelling body wash.
     
  3. I'm afraid my mom used all my bath salts but I'm sure I can find some body wash around here somewhere...
     
  4. Just get a bunch of girly stuff that smells delicious! Think catnip for cats, except delicious smells for men.
     
  5. BATH TIME IN MY REGION OF INFLUENCE?

    ACCORDING TO THE LAW OF MY LAND, YOU MUST HAVE RUBBER DUCKS. IF YOU DO NOT, OFF WITH YOUR HEADS.
     
  6. That's my duck. Hear that everyone? I'm taking it. There -will- be rubber ducks for all, though.
     
  7. You'd better make sure you enforce this rule. Good night to you, hobbit.
     
  8. How did you know I was a hobbit? Maybe it was that I always have second breakfast and second lunch. <3
     
  9. As long as you're okay with bathing in cold water. We're so behind in paying our bills. Lazy fucks.
     
  10. If you can't get it heated for you, try doing it manually.
     
  11. We could bathe Bugs Bunny style in a cauldron over a fire while a maniac slices vegetables over the water. I imagine that's nice and warm.
     
  12. As long as we get to eat ourselves afterword.