I popped a pretty big cyst

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by VerbalAbuse, Jan 19, 2013.

  1. So yeah, I had a large, deep cyst in the inside of my left pectoral. It was a pain to pop, and it constantly felt like it was taking my breath away in a literal sense. So now I took the needle of a Liam Neeson button and stabbed through, noticing it didn't hurt in the wound itself, and just

    Kept

    Going

    I managed to sink the entire needle in my chest. I think I might have poked a lung, even. The radius of the button is about the width of your pinkie finger.

    No pain.

    Guys, I'm scared
     
  2. Any of you wackos gonna join in on the cut-yourself-for-Bieber-trend?


    LET HIM SMOKE IT, HIS MUSIC MIGHT BECOME SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER!!!
     
  3. I wonder if he'll start doing Reggae.

    I would pay moneys [size=-4]steal it from the internet[/size] to bear witness to such an event.
     
  4. It was cyst, not a homoerotic statement of disapproval.
     
  5. Sounds like you don't take very good care of your boobies. I worry what the rest of you suffers from.
     
  6. I read this thread as you pooped out a pretty big crystal. I'm disappoint.
     
  7. You must have an immature sense of humor.
     
  8. No sir, you would be quite mistaken.
     
  9. Well, then I am. On that note, I am sitting here with a pin stuck in my chest and it doesn't hurt very much at all.