I Need Something Strange

[Laggy Lagiacrus]

No, I'm not going to try being gay. No, I am not homophobic.
No, I will not be put in chains, that is a complete boner-killer.

Look, what I want, is something different. Something that would usually make people turn their noses up in disgust.
Put it this way - have you ever had an idea you've wanted to do, but you didn't want to post it for fear of being judged? Well, you've come to the right place.
I've been travelling the internet, and believe me, I've seen some crazy shit. Only about three-eighths of the iceberg, mind, but enough to make me immune to whatever you people can toss at me.
All I ask, is that you can at least post more than one sentence at a time. I've had enough of people who seem to think that responses as long as my finger are going to keep me interested. I don't want to sound elitist, but I'm not investing time in something I'll lose interest in five posts through.

 

[Laggy Lagiacrus]

So...
Nobody has anything strange to offer me? Nothing to rouse my interest?

 

[GeekOut]

What about something based off of this?

Herr Drosselmeyer's Doll
There she is on the stage
Spinning as she sprawls
Thank God the curtains fall
Her spring is sprung
And dances done
Spinning as she sprawls
Thank God the curtains fall


In the morning, he twists the key quite hard
And ticking, she's brought to boil
"Relevée, my sweet, on point, en garde!"
Her innards twang as they uncoil


Herr Doktor's fingertips trace by
On craquelature from every fall
The daylight made to race right by
With paint and paste and stitch and awl


"Patient, patient, bumblebee,
Soon your audience admire
A shapely arabesque or three
I'll wind you up, you'll never tire."


Starry tutu, sullen moon
A frozen carmine mouth
Twinkles as she jerks and swoons
The lady is ushered out


"Gentlemen, this fallen angel is the illegitimate daughter of art and science. A modern marvel of engineering, clockworks elevated to the very natural process which even now is in your blood, racing, your eyes flashing at such irreproachable beauty. Here is Gaia, here is Eve, here is Lilith, and I stand before you as her father. Sprung fully-formed from my brow, dewy and sweet; she can be yours and yours again, for her flesh is the incorruptible pale to be excused from the wages of sin."
(winds her up)


And as the sack cloth, sodden, slumps
Beneath these chipped and china limbs
The sour flesh pines, grunts and thumps
"Step right up, boys, tuppence for a spin!"

 

[Laggy Lagiacrus]

That's dark, grim, and a little unsettling.
I like it.
I've got ideas spilling out of my head, but they need refining and reshaping before I feel like posting them. If you want to post something into he meantime, by all means, do.

I'm still available to another person, by the way. Just make sure to make it strange and exciting - I like strange. Strange makes me feel all tingly.