No, I'm not going to try being gay. No, I am not homophobic. No, I will not be put in chains, that is a complete boner-killer. Look, what I want, is something different. Something that would usually make people turn their noses up in disgust. Put it this way - have you ever had an idea you've wanted to do, but you didn't want to post it for fear of being judged? Well, you've come to the right place. I've been travelling the internet, and believe me, I've seen some crazy shit. Only about three-eighths of the iceberg, mind, but enough to make me immune to whatever you people can toss at me. All I ask, is that you can at least post more than one sentence at a time. I've had enough of people who seem to think that responses as long as my finger are going to keep me interested. I don't want to sound elitist, but I'm not investing time in something I'll lose interest in five posts through.