I MADE ARTZ FOR AMPU

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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It took me many hours...I really do hope Ampu likes it.
 
It's (correct me if I am wrong) Batman done in an Andy Warhol style portrait.
 
It took you how long to rip of Warhol and Adam We?
 
Five mins. SO SCREW YOU FEL.
 
Just because you're a rip-off artist doesn't mean you can go having sex with everybody.
 
Wait...so...making art for somebody = sex?

. . .

*looks at Orion with an angry Yakuza face & grinds fist into open palm*

YEW GOT YERSELF A PRETTY BIG TAB'T PAY UP ON BOWAH. . .
 
Hey, Amp, remember that bawdy Isaak painting I did for you, but screwed it up halfway and never remade it?

I think that counts for at least head.

I'll leave you to prepare.
 
Hey, bitch, do you remember that glorious, fully-colored, completely finished Dietrich drawing I did for you?

Yeah, I think that counts as a full massage package plus a happy ending.

I'll leave YOU to prepare.
 
Does this mean that the art board is really one huge orgy?
 
Most of these threads are dear girl.
 
One huge orgy of EGO, yeah.


Except for my section...for I...I....I have transcended the ego...


*spreads arms wide and slowly soars toward the sun*[/noclip]
 
*Shoots Tegan down with his duckhuntin' shotgun*
 
That's fixable....
 
CLAWS? GOOD. MAYBE THEN YOU'LL BE MORE OF A CHALLEN---

AW SHIT! IT'S LOGAN. . .AND LADIES' MAN VERSION LOGAN. . .I. . .I. . .OH GOD.

*is suddenly laying on the street, glassy look in Ampoule's eyes*

Ah~
 
*runs over Land Raider with a Tomb Raider*

HIYAH! GIDDYAP!

*whips Lara's reins*