I MADE ARTZ FOR AMPU

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


It took me many hours...I really do hope Ampu likes it.
 
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Slyen

Guest
It's (correct me if I am wrong) Batman done in an Andy Warhol style portrait.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
It took you how long to rip of Warhol and Adam We?
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Five mins. SO SCREW YOU FEL.
 
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Cosmic Orion

Guest
Just because you're a rip-off artist doesn't mean you can go having sex with everybody.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
Wait...so...making art for somebody = sex?

. . .

*looks at Orion with an angry Yakuza face & grinds fist into open palm*

YEW GOT YERSELF A PRETTY BIG TAB'T PAY UP ON BOWAH. . .
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Hey, Amp, remember that bawdy Isaak painting I did for you, but screwed it up halfway and never remade it?

I think that counts for at least head.

I'll leave you to prepare.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
Hey, bitch, do you remember that glorious, fully-colored, completely finished Dietrich drawing I did for you?

Yeah, I think that counts as a full massage package plus a happy ending.

I'll leave YOU to prepare.
 
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soullesshuman

Guest
Does this mean that the art board is really one huge orgy?
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Most of these threads are dear girl.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
One huge orgy of EGO, yeah.


Except for my section...for I...I....I have transcended the ego...


*spreads arms wide and slowly soars toward the sun*[/noclip]
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
*Shoots Tegan down with his duckhuntin' shotgun*
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
That's fixable....
 
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Ampoule

Guest
CLAWS? GOOD. MAYBE THEN YOU'LL BE MORE OF A CHALLEN---

AW SHIT! IT'S LOGAN. . .AND LADIES' MAN VERSION LOGAN. . .I. . .I. . .OH GOD.

*is suddenly laying on the street, glassy look in Ampoule's eyes*

Ah~
 
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Ampoule

Guest
*runs over Land Raider with a Tomb Raider*

HIYAH! GIDDYAP!

*whips Lara's reins*