I MADE ARTZ FOR AMPU

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Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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It took me many hours...I really do hope Ampu likes it.
 
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Slyen

Guest
It's (correct me if I am wrong) Batman done in an Andy Warhol style portrait.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
It took you how long to rip of Warhol and Adam We?
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Five mins. SO SCREW YOU FEL.
 
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Cosmic Orion

Guest
Just because you're a rip-off artist doesn't mean you can go having sex with everybody.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
Wait...so...making art for somebody = sex?

. . .

*looks at Orion with an angry Yakuza face & grinds fist into open palm*

YEW GOT YERSELF A PRETTY BIG TAB'T PAY UP ON BOWAH. . .
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Hey, Amp, remember that bawdy Isaak painting I did for you, but screwed it up halfway and never remade it?

I think that counts for at least head.

I'll leave you to prepare.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
Hey, bitch, do you remember that glorious, fully-colored, completely finished Dietrich drawing I did for you?

Yeah, I think that counts as a full massage package plus a happy ending.

I'll leave YOU to prepare.
 
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soullesshuman

Guest
Does this mean that the art board is really one huge orgy?
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Most of these threads are dear girl.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
One huge orgy of EGO, yeah.


Except for my section...for I...I....I have transcended the ego...


*spreads arms wide and slowly soars toward the sun*[/noclip]
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
*Shoots Tegan down with his duckhuntin' shotgun*
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
That's fixable....
 
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Ampoule

Guest
CLAWS? GOOD. MAYBE THEN YOU'LL BE MORE OF A CHALLEN---

AW SHIT! IT'S LOGAN. . .AND LADIES' MAN VERSION LOGAN. . .I. . .I. . .OH GOD.

*is suddenly laying on the street, glassy look in Ampoule's eyes*

Ah~
 
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Ampoule

Guest
*runs over Land Raider with a Tomb Raider*

HIYAH! GIDDYAP!

*whips Lara's reins*