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Cerulean

But does he know about second breakfast?
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<-------- 8D *Is a cool kid noaw* (Damn Diana's reverse sci sai psychology)
 
Look at you with your cute little pornstache!

We'll make delicious porn together.
 
Buffet: The Sexual Adventures of Hairy Berry and Cornbutt

I can dig it. =D
 
This thread is going to make me swear off fruits and vegetables.
 
You trying to say you only want a little butter? 83
 
I feel like I should go to my fridge and scrub all my fruits and veggies clean now, then melt all the butter in there. Which is sadly a lot of freaking butter because I have two cakes to bake....
 
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I love it when you talk dirty.
 
I keep finding new reasons to be glad I ditched the food avatar. You people are gross.

















but srsly do that 1x1 IntrusivePenDesperateSword suggested because I want to read it
 
but srsly do that 1x1 IntrusivePenDesperateSword suggested because I want to read it
The thrilling (and arousing) love story between a very buttery bread and a blueberry. Enchanting.
 
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The only butter/blueberry love I find appealing is blueberry pancakes or blueberry waffles with butter.
 
The thrilling (and arousing) love story between a very buttery bread and a blueberry. Enchanting.
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I keep finding new reasons to be glad I ditched the food avatar. You people are gross.

















but srsly do that 1x1 IntrusivePenDesperateSword suggested because I want to read it
Jorick's trying to play it off that he doesn't want to be part of the food porn. He just wants to watch it. Not sure which is worse. o.o
 
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Jorick's trying to play it off that he doesn't want to be part of the food porn. He just wants to watch it. Not sure which is worse. o.o
I have a weakness for weird smut. Sue me.
 
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Ya'll wanna see us get SAUCY. >:3

But I spread for no one.
 
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