I leave for a few days...

[Yus of the Conquest]

The VS thread is purely for these debates. I'm staying with Boobists.

 

[Jorick]

@Jorick

I feel the need to quote @Asmodeus with some edits:

I want to hear less from this guy.

Trololololololol!

I see a vigorous round of soul-cleansing sodomy in your future.

Did I mention that High Priest of the Church of Almighty Dicks isn't my only title? I'm also the Phallic Prophet.

Prepare your anus, heathen, for the Almighty Dick always goes in dry.

 

[Yus of the Conquest]

Prepare your anus, heathen, for the Almighty Dick always goes in dry.

I NEED THIS TO BE MY SIGNATURE
Just perfect. Your dick is the dick that will pierce the vaglics, but the boobist, we'll just bounce it right back at you!

 

[Jorick]

I NEED THIS TO BE MY SIGNATURE

Just perfect. Your dick is the dick that will pierce the vaglics, but the boobist, we'll just bounce it right back at you!

Feel free to spread the word of the Almighty Dick through your signature if you feel so inclined, even though you're clearly a filthy infidel. Not even the remarkably springy protection of the boobists will stop the thrust of the truth. Dicks will reign supreme in the end. It is an unstoppable fate.

 

[Yus of the Conquest]

Feel free to spread the word of the Almighty Dick through your signature if you feel so inclined, even though you're clearly a filthy infidel. Not even the remarkably springy protection of the boobists will stop the thrust of the truth. Dicks will reign supreme in the end. It is an unstoppable fate.

Our nipple tassels are weapons you fool. We shall attach figurative blades to them! Should you thrust, we shall not only bounce, we will chest bump all of you to oblivion.

 

[Doivid]

@Jorick

This would be a really awkward time for Butter to come in and hop back on your dick, wouldn't it Jorick.

 

[Jorick]

Our nipple tassels are weapons you fool. We shall attach figurative blades to them! Should you thrust, we shall not only bounce, we will chest bump all of you to oblivion.

Ignorant savage. One day you will be penetrated by the truth and understand your folly.

@Jorick

This would be a really awkward time for Butter to come in and hop back on your dick, wouldn't it Jorick.

Pfft, why are you bringing up old shit from a different forum? Get out of here, nerd.

 

[Yus of the Conquest]

The day I am penetrated, is the day that pigs fly on flying bikes.

 

[Cpt Toellner]

None shall get past the Knights of the Vagii!

 

[Kelsi Kitsune]

*Grabs a chair, some popcorn, and watches the show*

I would pick a side, but it seems the Almighty Dicks, and Boobists, might break out into total war and chaos. I'll just... What's that behind you? *makes a swift exit*

 

[Diana]

*resists the urge to make the Patrons of Silliness an ass, boob, and dick* ><

 

[Reaper Jack]

Well...this is quite the interestingly sexual debacle with have here, I can almost see our humanities slipping away...

Personally I'm not an ass person.
No dick is worthy of worship by a heterosexual male, my own included.
Boobs are nice, but usually not the focus of my primary attention during sexytimes.
The vag is admittedly holy and the creator of all of us, she deserves great respect, but not worship.

I am here to announce the arrival of the independent Grand Republic of the Mind. The most important sexual organ any one of us possesses.
WORSHIP THE SEXUAL PROWESS OF YOUR INSANELY DIRTY MINDS PEOPLE!

As a man who has had a number of women admit to playing with their toys and themselves from his sexy RP alone, I think I can safely say I'm right.

 

[Razilin]

I say threesome solve everything.

=)

 

[Reaper Jack]

I say threesome solve everything.

=)

Why not a foursome? Or five?
There are a lot of factions here now...

 

[Razilin]

Gordon: What about escalation?
Batman: Escalation?
Gordon: We buy semiautomatics, they buy automatics. We buy Kevlar, they buy armor piercing rounds. And you...you jump around with threesomes, wear a mask, get all kinky....
Batman: 0_____o;;;;;

 

[Hellis]

ASS IS LIFE. ASS IS THE ONLY WAY.

 

[Yus of the Conquest]

*Grabs a chair, some popcorn, and watches the show*

I would pick a side, but it seems the Almighty Dicks, and Boobists, might break out into total war and chaos. I'll just... What's that behind you? *makes a swift exit*

The Boobists and those who worship their puny bag have been at it for centuries. We've only now brought it here.

 

[Razilin]

I want RACKS to be around dicks that are penetrating vag.

Make this happen.

 

[Cpt Toellner]

None shall penetrate the holy Vag!

 

[Jorick]

None shall penetrate the holy Vag!

But that's kind of the whole point of the vag. Like... That's vaginas 101 level material. Penis goes in vagina, babby is formed. Did you not have sex ed in school?