I know how to make a better world

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Darkness, Aug 23, 2009.

  1. If all men (and lesbians) could fuck a girl like Keira Knightley, at least once, the world would be a far, far, far better place. This statement is not a consequence of me having seen that skinny bitch half naked like two hours ago.

    God I could hear her talking to me all fucking day and I wouldn't get bored.


    Oh yeah, more Keira, if cigarettes were actually made of tobacco, beer was free and porn movies were of overall better quality and originality. There would have never been a Gulf War.

    But of course, we'll never have that.

    Fuck you, God.


    Oh yeah, say funny shit guys.

    Except your shitty 4chan jokes, seriously, nobody laughs at that outside of /b/ but you.


    Oh and another thing would be that cigars didn't cost my two testicles. Or whores, now that we're on the subject.
     
  2. Now come on seriously you guys, you gotta be real pessimists if you don't think the idea of banging Keira Knightley isn't the best idea in the whole world.

    Natalie Portman would be great too, or hell, Eva Mendez, I bet she gets all sultry on ya.
     
  3. Darkness...


    Are you drunk!?
     
  4. He's talking sense, it must be said, even if he is.
     
  5. I had about five beers last night, but that's nowhere near getting drunk.

    I was quite aware that I was indeed speaking true.

    Seriously guys, watch The Jacket, that movie is fucking great and you end up being all like "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEE D:"

    Her mom's a total milf in the movie too, holy fuck I'd hit that like it was the last thing I'd do.

    I mean as a free man. Ya get my drift? I'm so fucking funny.
     
  6. No he's high and under the influence of oral sex.
     
  7. If only. :(
     
  8. *Is now all feb up i the worls and wants to move into Darkness' mind*

    The viking has a point. But utopia as always, is denied us.
     
  9. This thread is absurd.


    Absuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurd.



    ABSURD.
     
  10. THIS THREAD IS GAY

    KIERA KNIGHTLY IS A MAN, YOU KNOW
     
  11. I know right? Fuck that shit.


    No Paorou, you are absurd and you look silly with a buzzcut.

    Amp, you're not a man, you can't tell.
     
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    Pray tell

    What doth this be?
     
  13. Just me talking about whores and drinks and cigarettes, dude.