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Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#1
If all men (and lesbians) could fuck a girl like Keira Knightley, at least once, the world would be a far, far, far better place. This statement is not a consequence of me having seen that skinny bitch half naked like two hours ago.

God I could hear her talking to me all fucking day and I wouldn't get bored.


Oh yeah, more Keira, if cigarettes were actually made of tobacco, beer was free and porn movies were of overall better quality and originality. There would have never been a Gulf War.

But of course, we'll never have that.

Fuck you, God.


Oh yeah, say funny shit guys.

Except your shitty 4chan jokes, seriously, nobody laughs at that outside of /b/ but you.


Oh and another thing would be that cigars didn't cost my two testicles. Or whores, now that we're on the subject.
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#2
Now come on seriously you guys, you gotta be real pessimists if you don't think the idea of banging Keira Knightley isn't the best idea in the whole world.

Natalie Portman would be great too, or hell, Eva Mendez, I bet she gets all sultry on ya.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#3
Darkness...


Are you drunk!?
 

Childish Grumpino

NOTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYTHING HURT
SECURITY DEPARTMENT
DONATING MEMBER
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
#4
He's talking sense, it must be said, even if he is.
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#5
I had about five beers last night, but that's nowhere near getting drunk.

I was quite aware that I was indeed speaking true.

Seriously guys, watch The Jacket, that movie is fucking great and you end up being all like "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEE D:"

Her mom's a total milf in the movie too, holy fuck I'd hit that like it was the last thing I'd do.

I mean as a free man. Ya get my drift? I'm so fucking funny.
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#6

Vay

The Empress
BENEFACTOR
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#8
*Is now all feb up i the worls and wants to move into Darkness' mind*

The viking has a point. But utopia as always, is denied us.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#9
This thread is absurd.


Absuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurd.



ABSURD.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
#10
THIS THREAD IS GAY

KIERA KNIGHTLY IS A MAN, YOU KNOW
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#11
*Is now all feb up i the worls and wants to move into Darkness' mind*

The viking has a point. But utopia as always, is denied us.
I know right? Fuck that shit.


No Paorou, you are absurd and you look silly with a buzzcut.

Amp, you're not a man, you can't tell.
 
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Captain Nic

Guest
#12


Pray tell

What doth this be?
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#13
Just me talking about whores and drinks and cigarettes, dude.