I have the urge to....

Hydronine

The Murrstress
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Posting Speed
  1. Multiple posts per day
  2. 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Advanced
  3. Prestige
  4. Douche
  5. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
EXAMPLE:

I have the urge to wear clown shoes.

GET GOING

I have the urge to kill a fly right now.
 
I have the urge to drink beer

*chugs a six pack*
 
I have the urge to make fun of Miley Cyrus.
 
I have the urge to thrown human fecal matter at Miley Cyrus.
 
(Her voice bugs the hell out of me)

I have the urge to Mur
 
I have the urge to blow out a man fart in this thread.
 
I have the urge to dance! *dances*
 
I have the urge to take complete and utter domination over this world.

^^.
 
I have the urge to go replace the lunch of one of my coworkers with a bucket full of flan.

Or mix their stapler into a small tub of jello.
 
I have the urge to approve of that second option...and to ask for pics.
 
I have the urge to make an attempt to jack up my post count! \o/
 
I have the urge to drink mass amounts of Coffee.