I have the urge to....

I have the urge to drink beer

*chugs a six pack*

 

I have the urge to thrown human fecal matter at Miley Cyrus.

 

I have the urge to make out with Miley Cyrus. ~.^;''

 

(Her voice bugs the hell out of me)

I have the urge to Mur

 

I have the urge to eat $80 worth of sushi!

 

I have the urge to blow out a man fart in this thread.

 

I have the urge to stab something... WITH MY PEN! X_X

 

I have the urge to *Rips ass* Nevermind.

 

I have the urge to dance! *dances*

 

I have the urge to take complete and utter domination over this world.

^^.

 

I have the urge to go replace the lunch of one of my coworkers with a bucket full of flan.

Or mix their stapler into a small tub of jello.

 

I have the urge to approve of that second option...and to ask for pics.

 

I have the urge to... type a post in this thread!

 

I have the urge to make an attempt to jack up my post count! \o/

 

I have the urge to hug the Spork! ^_^;''

 

I have the urge for beer.

 

I have the urge to drink mass amounts of Coffee.

 

I still have the urge for beer