I FOUGHT THE WAR

Wait, guys.

What if we each got a vehicle/weapon we chose and took up sides against each other?
 
I keep hearing in my head when I pass this thread "I fought the War and War won..."

DING DING DING. SHE GETS IT.

lol.

Also, I'd... I'd really like a bastard sword.
 
No clue if those count, but I'd take a ridiculously oversized sword with power gloves to help me actually wield the thing. By "ridiculously oversized", I mean the size of a 16 floor tower block.

As for a vehicle, I'd take a starship. Possibly one like the Normandy SR-2 from Mass Effect 2. Not the best choice to go with in a combat situation, but there is quite a bit of space inside, letting me put all sorts of things there. A bunch of soldiers and turrets included.
 
One Vanguard Class Submarine. Have fun finding it before it sets off the nukes. Nobody wins. (And see I'd rather have a submarine then the death star. You can see the death star coming. And it's easier to take out than a submarine is.)

Also nuclear fallout is more fun than planet destruction.