I blame Razilin!

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  1. My daughter just gave me her logic for why she is Batman.

    Batman likes the dark. She's not afraid of the dark, therefore she is Batman.

    @Razilin I blame you for this. I don't know why, but it's your fault.
     
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  2. Tell her she can't officially be Batman until both parents are dead!
     
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  3. Tell her that she also needs to train in martial arts while in the arctic for a couple of months/years.
     
  4. She is the daughter Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now because Gotham is trying to do adult stuff.
     
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  5. That may lead to unfortunate consequences, do not advise.
     
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  6. God fricking dammit Razilin, your powers are too stronk!
     
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  7. I find it adorable that you can say dammit but not fuckin'. You get a cookie <3


    Also Nydanna's daughter is definitely batman. She's just super good at the alter ego thing.
     
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  8. oh you don't want to fuck with me
    i am satan.
     
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  9. Of course you are, sweetie.

    Well, mind you, I guess if Nydanna's kidlet can be Batman, then you can be Satan if you wanna be.

    FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, YOUNG HEDONIST!
     
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  10. I am not encouraging this behavior! Next thing you know she'll be perched up on my roof staring menacingly up at the sky. It's bad enough she's walking around with a cape on telling everyone 'I'm Batman!'

    As for the dead parents, I'm keeping that hush hush. Next thing I know I'll have an unfortunate accident on the stairs when we move and my husband will end up getting run over by his own car. XD
     
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  11. But the parents have to be murdered D: Accidents doesn't count.
     
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  12. Does being murdered by Batman count?
     
  13. As long as they're murdered it's okay.
     
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  14. Then the plan shall proceed as intended...
     
  15. Why do I suddenly fear Gwazi is going to kill me?
     
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  17. Wow, that Joker has a huge freaking chin.... Creepy.
     
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  18. I LOVE MY LIFE
     
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  19. BATMEINZ IZ TEH STUHPEDHS!!! #YOLO360NOSCOPEBRAH!!!.

    (Apologies, but we needed PROMLG or whatever here. I don't think this is even how you MLG. Wow, 19 and don't know the 1337 speech stuff.)
     
  20. But the real question is, does Nydanna love her life?
     
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