I blame Razilin!

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My daughter just gave me her logic for why she is Batman.

Batman likes the dark. She's not afraid of the dark, therefore she is Batman.

@Razilin I blame you for this. I don't know why, but it's your fault.
 
Tell her she can't officially be Batman until both parents are dead!
 
Tell her that she also needs to train in martial arts while in the arctic for a couple of months/years.
 
God fricking dammit Razilin, your powers are too stronk!
 
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God fricking dammit Razilin, your powers are too stronk!
I find it adorable that you can say dammit but not fuckin'. You get a cookie <3


Also Nydanna's daughter is definitely batman. She's just super good at the alter ego thing.
 
I find it adorable that you can say dammit but not fuckin'. You get a cookie <3


Also Nydanna's daughter is definitely batman. She's just super good at the alter ego thing.
oh you don't want to fuck with me
i am satan.
 
oh you don't want to fuck with me
i am satan.
Of course you are, sweetie.

Well, mind you, I guess if Nydanna's kidlet can be Batman, then you can be Satan if you wanna be.

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, YOUNG HEDONIST!
 
I am not encouraging this behavior! Next thing you know she'll be perched up on my roof staring menacingly up at the sky. It's bad enough she's walking around with a cape on telling everyone 'I'm Batman!'

As for the dead parents, I'm keeping that hush hush. Next thing I know I'll have an unfortunate accident on the stairs when we move and my husband will end up getting run over by his own car. XD
 
But the parents have to be murdered D: Accidents doesn't count.
 
Why do I suddenly fear Gwazi is going to kill me?
 
Wow, that Joker has a huge freaking chin.... Creepy.
 
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BATMEINZ IZ TEH STUHPEDHS!!! #YOLO360NOSCOPEBRAH!!!.

(Apologies, but we needed PROMLG or whatever here. I don't think this is even how you MLG. Wow, 19 and don't know the 1337 speech stuff.)
 
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