My daughter just gave me her logic for why she is Batman. Batman likes the dark. She's not afraid of the dark, therefore she is Batman. @Razilin I blame you for this. I don't know why, but it's your fault.
Tell her that she also needs to train in martial arts while in the arctic for a couple of months/years.
She is the daughter Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now because Gotham is trying to do adult stuff.
I find it adorable that you can say dammit but not fuckin'. You get a cookie <3 Also Nydanna's daughter is definitely batman. She's just super good at the alter ego thing.
Of course you are, sweetie. Well, mind you, I guess if Nydanna's kidlet can be Batman, then you can be Satan if you wanna be. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, YOUNG HEDONIST!
I am not encouraging this behavior! Next thing you know she'll be perched up on my roof staring menacingly up at the sky. It's bad enough she's walking around with a cape on telling everyone 'I'm Batman!' As for the dead parents, I'm keeping that hush hush. Next thing I know I'll have an unfortunate accident on the stairs when we move and my husband will end up getting run over by his own car. XD
BATMEINZ IZ TEH STUHPEDHS!!! #YOLO360NOSCOPEBRAH!!!. (Apologies, but we needed PROMLG or whatever here. I don't think this is even how you MLG. Wow, 19 and don't know the 1337 speech stuff.)