I AM DECLARE WAR ON INCONSEQUENTIAL ISLAND OFF THE COAST OF YOUR MOMMA

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Laggy Lagiacrus, Jul 1, 2012.

  1. IN A.D. 2012, WAR WAS BEGINNING.

    CAPTAIN: WHAT HAPPEN?
    MECHANIC: SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB.
    OPERATOR: WE GET SIGNAL.
    CAPTAIN: WHAT!
    OPERATOR: MAIN SCREEN TURN ON.

    [video=youtube;-C7HvJq03mk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C7HvJq03mk[/video]
     
  2. You're still here?
     
  3. Oh, I was losing a battle and decided to poison myself to save the humiliation of being imprisoned or executed. Turns out it was expired, I was thrown onto a tiny, insignificant island, and kept there as a prisoner.
    BUT NOT FOR LONG.
    I escaped, ran off, and now I'm back to start another war!
    Or something.
    To be perfectly honest, I'd really just be happy with a fiver and a bag of Haribo.
     
  4. lol black chick said u not funny

    and she laughs at everyone's shitty jokes lol
     
  5. [​IMG]

    >:|
    Now be funnier, or stop making threads.
     
  6. [video=youtube;W3abMUH_P1E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3abMUH_P1E[/video]
     
  7. You want to be tediously unamusing...?
     
  8. Well, when you put it like that...
    Yes.
     
  9. We already attack random chunks of land about once every few months....Islands are boring.
     
  10. Seriously, what are they going to do? fortify their tourist stands.
     
  11. HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!! *Rages*
     
  12. Have we sold Antartica yet?
     
  13. But what about the polar bears? D:
     
  14. Stacu, there are no polar bears on the South Pole. They all live in the Arctic.
     
  15. Santa told me otherwise.
     
  16. I don't know why we would need to sell Antarctica.
    It's not easily defensible, sure, but I'm also not entirely sure anyone else would want it.

    Plus, selling it would ruin my ability to push corpses into the water and pretend they died all Titanic-like.
     
  17. Santa is a lying sack of shit.
     
  18. ​Q ______Q
     
  19. [video=youtube;yQTsmlDGLjA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQTsmlDGLjA&feature=fvwrel[/video]