I am a ferret.

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Brovo

Ferret Dad
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Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per week
  2. One post per week
  3. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons and evenings, some weekends.
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Advanced
  4. Prestige
  5. Douche
  6. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
  3. Primarily Prefer Male
  4. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Post Apocalypse, Horror, Romance, Survival...
I tried not being a ferret.

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Now, just like Leonard Nimoy and Spock, I must accept the inevitable: I am a ferret. Apparently forever. :rotfl:

@ResistingTheEnlightened @redblood See? I'm a ferret again. You can relax now. :ferret:
 
Psh, giving in to peer pressure. Pansy.
 
Yes, follow your instincts (our desires), always be the ferret man and never change ⌒.⌒ peer pressure for the win.
 
Brovo you will always favourite ferret
 
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@Brovo You shall be forever typecasted! Your acting career is ruined! D:
But see it from the bright side. If they need a ferret, they will always know how to call. So Brovo will never have to worry about being out of a job :D I mean, how many good ferrets have you seen around? ^^ Brovo's role is secured.
 
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It just means they like you.

Or maybe they're just weirdos.

But what do I know? I don't have a good head on my shoulders. Hah. Get it? Sigh. I shouldn't be up at 3 am.
 
But see it from the bright side. If they need a ferret, they will always know how to call. So Brovo will never have to worry about being out of a job :D I mean, how many good ferrets have you seen around? ^^ Brovo's role is secured.
So he will be the Leonardo DiCaprio of ferret films? Awesome. XD
 
AKA he will never win an Oscar. >:D

Yep, he might deserve it, but there will always be one movie that's better than his D: Choose your movies wisely ferret-man! But don't be too picky!
 
THE SAME THING HAPPENED WHEN I STOPPED USING AN OWL! O__O
 
THE SAME THING HAPPENED WHEN I STOPPED USING AN OWL! O__O
GO BACK TO YOUR OWL DIANA D: Hollywood won't accept you otherwise!
 
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Quick! Let's all apply Peer Pressure to Diana!
 
I support Diana's choice of being a.. idk, deranged magical girl? Is that what that is? Whatever it is, I support free will and breaking free of the chains of a particular avatar theme.

At least until I go back to the Littlefinger avatar, because then that position would be hypocritical and I'll have to change to supporting peer pressure.
 
I support Diana's choice of being a.. idk, deranged magical girl? Is that what that is? Whatever it is, I support free will and breaking free of the chains of a particular avatar theme.

At least until I go back to the Littlefinger avatar, because then that position would be hypocritical and I'll have to change to supporting peer pressure.
GO BACK TO BEING A DOMINATRIX BEAR!!! ]:
 
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