How to Untangle Headphones Unconventionally

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Tuxedo Mask

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Warning! Kind of disgusting. If you don't like the unique abuse of cats don't watch. XD



Now the real question how did he figure this out in the first place!?!
 

Asmodeus

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Is it something special about cats? Or can we use dogs, vagrants and unwitting prostitutes too?
 

Hydronine

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0,o the hell?
 

Asmodeus

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*offers Tegan a plate of headphones sprinkled with caviar and rohypnol*

^_-
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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I think something inside of me has died... ;_;
 

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.... Floss the cat....

I WOULD NEVER PUT THOSE HEADPHONES BACK IN MY EARS.
 

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I just love how the cat right after it is like *TAIL DOWN, FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M WALKING AWAY*
 
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Fluffy

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*jawdrop*

WHAT. THE. HELL?

If I were that cat, I'd go rabid on his ass.
 

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I'd feel humiliated if someone used me like that.

>.<

OH DAMN, NOW THE IMAGE IS IN MY HEAD.
 
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Kitti

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I feel deeply sorry for the cat.
Also, does this work on all cats, or just his poor kitty?
And... I am deeply curious. As Asmo has said, and which concern I repeat - would this work with prostitutes?
 

Jack Shade

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Kitti, are you in the business of prostitutes?

Again?

>: l
 
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Darkness

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I feel deeply sorry for the cat.
Also, does this work on all cats, or just his poor kitty?
And... I am deeply curious. As Asmo has said, and which concern I repeat - would this work with prostitutes?
You'll need fucking huge headphones.