How To Survive When Your Elevator Plunges

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
Original poster
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
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Kami

Guest
Sitting here in class, I just punched myself in the mouth to stop myself from laughing hysterically at the first "NO" image.

But this is good to know since some of the elevators I ride daily are pretty scary.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
I can sleep well knowing that DAT ASS = DAT SURVIVAL.


Namely, my survival.


...actually, thinking about this consumed my thoughts when I was a kid, because of all the elevators I found myself riding...EVEN BACK THEN I WAS A SURVIVOR. But I was a lot shorter back then...I figured I'd just quickly punch everyone back the knees then take my place upon my new bed of vanquished foes and ride out the gravity storm.
 
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Lunatic AI

Guest
...none of the buildings in my town have more than one story...
 
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Ampoule

Guest
Goddamnit that was one of my childhood theories too! D:< FFFUUUUUUUU
 
I don't know; laying on your back when an elevator is falling sounds like the best way to transfer all of the energy of the impact directly to your spine.

I'll stick with the broken knees.
 
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Lunatic AI

Guest
Take the STAIRS! Barring some weird health condition its prolly better for you.
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, Chat Roleplays
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm good with both! I can lead or follow and I'm equally okay with either. (Although it can change depending on the scene too!)
Favorite Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
Genre You DON'T Like
Smut. It's not that I dislike it, I just can't write it out, I'm better at just writing smut scenes by myself.
What AI said! TAKE THE STAIRS!
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
And once again ass triumphs gravity. There should be a rap about this.

Wiggy wiggy wut?