How To Survive When Your Elevator Plunges

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
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Slow As Molasses
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NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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Kami

Guest
Sitting here in class, I just punched myself in the mouth to stop myself from laughing hysterically at the first "NO" image.

But this is good to know since some of the elevators I ride daily are pretty scary.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
I can sleep well knowing that DAT ASS = DAT SURVIVAL.


Namely, my survival.


...actually, thinking about this consumed my thoughts when I was a kid, because of all the elevators I found myself riding...EVEN BACK THEN I WAS A SURVIVOR. But I was a lot shorter back then...I figured I'd just quickly punch everyone back the knees then take my place upon my new bed of vanquished foes and ride out the gravity storm.
 
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Lunatic AI

Guest
...none of the buildings in my town have more than one story...
 
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Ampoule

Guest
Goddamnit that was one of my childhood theories too! D:< FFFUUUUUUUU
 
I don't know; laying on your back when an elevator is falling sounds like the best way to transfer all of the energy of the impact directly to your spine.

I'll stick with the broken knees.
 
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Lunatic AI

Guest
Take the STAIRS! Barring some weird health condition its prolly better for you.
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
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Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
What AI said! TAKE THE STAIRS!
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
And once again ass triumphs gravity. There should be a rap about this.

Wiggy wiggy wut?