How to piss off Germans

[Blind Hemingway]

Those men who insist on urinating standing up are called stehpinklers.

 

[Kitti]

You will not break me and my heritage, Rory. No matter how hard you try!
**Saves this to show her grandfather and uncle**
Heehee.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

You evil Prussian.

 

[Darkness]

HEY KITTI IF YOU'RE SO GERMAN WHY DO YOU DRINK VODKA.

SHOULDN'T YOU BE DRINKING ORANGE JEWS?

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Tis Truth.

 

[Boris Airay]

I have never encountered a German person...
Do I need this?

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz !!

Now, I courteously bid you a Deutschlandseigenartsbeschreibungsgenialitätsbeweisungsverfahren day.

 

[Vay]

[size=+5]WRONG[/size]

Dinner for one shows every new years in South Africa too.

 

[Torsty]

I don't like this.