How to KILL with a Bayonet!

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
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Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
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Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies

Vay teaches us to kill things with a bayonet.


aww where's the blood and guts and cheap gore? D: DISAPPOINT! j/k

this educational moment was brought to us by porg and his tea! DONT TOUCH IT OR HE'LL HAVE VAY BAYONET YOU! dinosaur scream and all : D