How to KILL with a Bayonet!

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


Vay teaches us to kill things with a bayonet.
 
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Anglkate

Guest
aww where's the blood and guts and cheap gore? D: DISAPPOINT! j/k

this educational moment was brought to us by porg and his tea! DONT TOUCH IT OR HE'LL HAVE VAY BAYONET YOU! dinosaur scream and all : D