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Six Million Dollar Man
Guest
Original poster
Imagine a guy about to go on a blind date: He's going to be spending an evening with her. She's supposed to be incredibly beautiful, and she is. She seems nice at first, sure, but as the night continues, he soon discovers she grew up a problem child, her parents being lily-livered rich folk who gave in to all her demands. She's got extreme tastes, skydiving, surfing, boxing/wrestling, paintball/airsoft, among other sports, an eye for fashion, especially in kinky outfits that fit her definition of 'sexy.'
The entire time, she's incredibly positive, and he can only play along as not to shatter what he believes to be a fragile ego, messing with other patrons, 'playfully' kicking him under the table, causing him to have to evade the police while driving home, and forcing him into more dates under the threat of death, and tears.
TL;DR: So basically, guy meets crazy lady, crazy lady likes guy and plans to make his life a living hell.
The entire time, she's incredibly positive, and he can only play along as not to shatter what he believes to be a fragile ego, messing with other patrons, 'playfully' kicking him under the table, causing him to have to evade the police while driving home, and forcing him into more dates under the threat of death, and tears.
TL;DR: So basically, guy meets crazy lady, crazy lady likes guy and plans to make his life a living hell.