Hey hey hey Iwaku, I've got a weird challenge for you today. Your challenge: write as many sentences as you can (in English!) that make up a complete story, without ANY of the words ending with the letter e. This means that the word "the" can't be used. Nor can "he", "she", "me", or "we". Or any number of other very very very common words. This is a combination of vocabulary, grammar, and creativity. And, trust me, it's much harder than it looks to make every sentence make sense without the E endings. You may choose the subject matter, POV, and tense. No poetry and must be in correct English. BOSS MODE: No "y" endings AND no "s" endings.