How Fel Woos the Ladies

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


Fel might be scary, but he still has more talent than most of the American Idols combined.
 
Oh my good god. Big Chuck and Little John, I met them, and this song is about Ohio. x_x;;;; I live about 45 mins away from Parma and know every location stated in the song. Thank god I never saw this on television.
 


Ladies, Fel is a DANGER ♂ZONE.