How do you prefer your toast?

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How dark do you like your toast?

  • Light

    Votes: 5 35.7%
  • Medium

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • Dark

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • Very Dark

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • I don't particularly mind

    Votes: 1 7.1%

  • Total voters
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On the borderline of "burnt." ANYTHING ELSE IS NOT TOAST.

I also don't like butter on my toast. Butter is gross. I just eat it hard and dry. Toasted so black and crisp that it shreds the soft inside of your mouth with every bite as you eat it slowly... What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. This applies to toast-eating as well.
Very dark. Not burnt, but damn close. I don't eat butter on mine either.
Light with regular sized sandwiches.
Light or Medium with subs/heroes/hoagies/poboys.
Dark and crunchy with jams, jellies, and preserves, assuming a good country-style biscuit isn't around...a misleading phrase which implies I don't willingly choose toast over biscuits as often as I actually do.

I prefer mine without butter most of the time, but I'll accept it so long as it isn't thickly spread.
Light and without butter.

Seriously, what is the point of butter?

Why would I want to grease my bread?

It's sick.
I don't mind. Crunchy and soft slightly crisp toast both appeal to me.

I particularly dislike burnt toast though.
The nearly on fire and setting off smoke alarms is the way to go for me. You just cannot beat the taste of ultimately toasted bread. Of course spreads all but butter on this toast is great. So here's to the burnt toast the toast with the most of this toast.
MEDIUM. Too light isn't toasted enough, and too brown is just bleh. I HAPPEN TO LIKE BUTTER. Buttered and with jam. :D It has to be Jam and not jelly. I also like Apple Butter, which isn't butter at all but delicious. c__c It's like a cross between jam and apple sauce.

Clearly you people aren't using real butter. >:[
Apple butter is okay.. but.. PUMPKIN BUTTER..

I have never had a toast in my life.

Take that, americans, taste the rebellion >:(
i like it when its almost burnt. and i happen to put my butter before i start toasting, and then i sprinkle it with sugar. (i use an oven toaster btw)
Lightly toasted (enough to be crunchy), with cream cheese. Or some canned fish. Or jam, or peanut butter, or almond butter, etc.
I love toast I even have a toast shir! Heres is a song about TOAST!!

from the "Bob and Tom show from Chicago" A very funny toast song.

[ame=""]YouTube - Bob and Tom Show - Toast[/ame]

Is it weird that I prefer my toast to be somewhat soft?
woe betide the fothermucker who burns my fucking toast.

seriously, if i burn me toast i scrape the ash off with a knife.

I like it medium-light. It has to be white, and it has to be crunchy. <3
And butter is a no-no.
I'd rather have like cheese or coleslaw. But not butter.
Nope Nope <3

Burnt with butter is good for me.

I like it medium-light. It has to be white, and it has to be crunchy. <3
And butter is a no-no.
I'd rather have like cheese or coleslaw. But not butter.
Nope Nope <3

Coleslaw and toast... I need to try that sometime. I've eaten Texas toast with coleslaw, but it never occurred to me to deliberately mix the two instead of eating them consecutively... Which is sort of out-of-character for me.

Whoa. Your comment really has me over thinking this. Given my eating habits, why have I yet to mix the two?!

Careful you don't get sick, trying to play tough. ;)
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