Horrible Movies

[Lawkheart]

I mean movies that just.... their just bad. I was on Youtube, like I am when I can't sleep and I started watching movies that looked really old and low budget. Low budget zombie movies, how bad can they be? My god was this one bad.

"Zombie Women of Satan"

What are some horrible movies you've seen?

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

 

[Windsong]

At my local LGS they used to play this every Christmas for the Star Wars tabletop players.. Never quite understood it..

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

At my local LGS they used to play this every Christmas for the Star Wars tabletop players.. Never quite understood it..

Are you sure it wasn't a torture facility?

 

[Windsong]

Are you sure it wasn't a torture facility?

Let me double check..

• Room full of sweaty neckbeards arguing over rule details and line of sight in 40K
• Table full of Star Wars kids complaining about how they can't use lightsabers in an RPG
• Room full of PCs where teens are playing CounterStrike and doing poorly
• Group of people playing MtG while glaring at the kids playing Yu-Gi-Oh
• Single bathroom with a fidgety lock.
• Geek chique gurls lookin' fer' comics lol so kewl

Check, check, check, check, check, aaaand check.

Yes.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Let me double check..

• Room full of sweaty neckbeards arguing over rule details and line of sight in 40K
• Table full of Star Wars kids complaining about how they can't use lightsabers in an RPG
• Room full of PCs where teens are playing CounterStrike and doing poorly
• Group of people playing MtG while glaring at the kids playing Yu-Gi-Oh
• Single bathroom with a fidgety lock.
• Geek chique gurls lookin' fer' comics lol so kewl

Check, check, check, check, check, aaaand check.

Yes.

Now why would they ruin such a place with the Holiday Special? o_o

 

[Windsong]

Now why would they ruin such a place with the Holiday Special? o_o

Nostalgia.

But I can't think of any really bad movies. Unless you count THIS GEM.

Friend of mine grabbed it one late night at Wal Mart for 2 bucks thinking it'd be kinda funny.

• That scene where the person is swimming and we both go "OH SHIT THATS A CHICK"
• That part where the king casually walks up to the dead dragon, shanks it, and everyone cheers.

 

[Minerva]

'Nuff said.

 

[Lawkheart]

Nostalgia.

But I can't think of any really bad movies. Unless you count THIS GEM.

Friend of mine grabbed it one late night at Wal Mart for 2 bucks thinking it'd be kinda funny.

• That scene where the person is swimming and we both go "OH SHIT THATS A CHICK"
• That part where the king casually walks up to the dead dragon, shanks it, and everyone cheers.

Yes... a gem.

 

[Reina]

Once saw a movie called Scarecrow gone Wild. It was Soooo bad. It still reigns as the worst movie I've ever seen and I saw it years ago.

 

[Mtntopview]

It's worse because they had a high budget but still made absolute shit

you know what. Just put up anything made by Micheal Bay

 

[Quiet One]

The Last Airbender. Based off the greatest cartoon ever, but absolute shit. They got the bending wrong, got the story wrong, and couldn't even say the characters' names right.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

The Last Airbender. Based off the greatest cartoon ever, but absolute shit. They got the bending wrong, got the story wrong, and couldn't even say the characters' names right.

 

[Darog]

The comic book nerd in me dies a little more knowing this still exists.

 

[Lawkheart]

The comic book nerd in me dies a little more knowing this still exists.

...I forgot about this movie... I think my eye twitched.

 

[Artorias]

... >.>

Dragon Ball Evolution. Whyyyyyyyyyyy would they make it

 

[Lawkheart]

... >.>

Dragon Ball Evolution. Whyyyyyyyyyyy would they make it

I forgot about this one too!

Fuck you Hollywood! Or whatever studio it was that decided to taint DBZ

 

[Darog]

...I forgot about this movie... I think my eye twitched.

It's even worse knowing that Joel Schumacher is a good director. It's just....it's a fuckin glorified toy commercial! No Superhero Movie will reach that level of suckage in my opinion.

... >.>

Dragon Ball Evolution. Whyyyyyyyyyyy would they make it

We don't talk about this ABOMINATION at all.

It never existed. Nope. I don't even know what that is.

 

[Lawkheart]

@Darog Watch the first few seconds of the video I posted in the opening post. Just... the fucking clown thing. I think you would like it.

 

[Diana]

ELF BOWLING.


It was so horrible, we couldn't even sit through it to make fun of it.