RANDOM Horrible Holiday Gift Ideas

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This is a thread where we share ideas for holiday gifts that no one should ever use. Share your thoughts.

For me, it would be a baby raccoon. I don't know how you'd get a baby raccoon, and I don't know why you would give it to someone as a gift for the holidays, but I know for sure that no one would appreciate it. Well, maybe for a little while, while it's still cute.
 

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I don't think anyone would want it. The name makes me laugh every time though.