Welcome to the site with the worst greeters this side of a Wal-Mart during a zombie apocalypse.
THE REST OF YOU ARE TOTALLY FALLING SHORT ON THE WELCOME GIFTS THESE DAYS, CHRIST.
*Tosses you a cupcake with ocean blue frosting, star-shaped sprinkles, and a tiny plastic surfboard sticking out of it*
Welcome to Iwaku, dudette.
*Surfs away*