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Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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I made this cheesecake for you! I think....think you like cheesecake. *Pages through one of the many dime book novels she has on Medus.* See! According to page 53, you do!

As for the rest of you...What sort of treats do you like the best?
 
:|

...

*vanishes into the night, with all of the cheesecake in tow*
 
I fucking love cheesecake.

I also like pudding. >>
 
Fancy! What sort of puddings?
 
Like banana pudding the MOST! :D But chocolate-vanilla pudding is also delicious.
 
Like banana pudding the MOST! :D But chocolate-vanilla pudding is also delicious.

I always like mixing the chocolate and vanilla puddings at all those all you can eat buffets. It is to die for! Banana is also very good.
 
*Giggles!* Oh Medus!

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I mean...

Oh noes! D: I have been kidnapped by a cheesecake pirate!
 
Cheesecake..pirate.. -jots down roleplay idea.-

I make a killer banana pudding with vanilla waffers. ;D

I don't eat desserts usually, cuz of the self esteem issues. But I make them ALLLLLLLLLLLLL the time. ;D
I love to make lemon merengue pie.<3
 
CAKES IS THE FOOD OF HERETICS AND THE DEILLUSIONAL

TROLLOLOL, UR ASS IS SHAPED LIKE A CAKE
 
I love cakes and pie and cookies. I don't eat them much, but when I do I take no prisoners.

My favorites? Cheesecake, Lemon meringue, coconut cream pie, brownies, chocolate chip cookies, pumpkin pie...oh, man.
 
Aw man, the secretary here brought swiss chocolate cake.

I love this woman so much.
 
ARGH. I FORGOT PUMPKIN PIE.
That would be my favorite of all time.
Pumpkin makes me all cuddly sweet.
D:<
 
Oh man... brownies and pumpkin pie... @______@
 
It seems that many people here like cheesecake, interesting~
 
Awwww, so are you. Cute little troll!
 
I love cheesecake @__@
I'm also very fond of tiramisu, which is tied for my favorite sweet treat with the cheesecake.
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I just made my mouth water a little. =|