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Sporkboy
Guest
Original poster
Hey folks, I'm Sporkboy/Sporky/theSpork/You'reProbablyGettingTheIdeaByNow. I used to hang around back when MW was up and running, and then someone decided I should come back and play. I'd say who it was but I don't want to rat Kura out so soon in my tenure here.
I'm a late 20-something Aquarius with a heart of gold (two of those facts are true, one of them is biologically impossible) who likes music, explosions, tabletop gaming and single barrel bourbons. But enough about me, I'm much more interested in hearing about you. What's your name? Do you mind if I sit down? Why, yes, I was in a band, how can you tell? You're observant, I like that. And pretty too. No, I really don't say that to all the websites. I really love the way the black brings out the green in your links...
And so the chatter continued on that way for a while, with Sporkie continuing to make all the right jokes at all the right times until everyone was happy. Then, somebody bought him a glass of Maker's Mark on the rocks and he, too, was happy.
Chapter II: The Sequel
(this is the part where you say something)
--Sporkles
I'm a late 20-something Aquarius with a heart of gold (two of those facts are true, one of them is biologically impossible) who likes music, explosions, tabletop gaming and single barrel bourbons. But enough about me, I'm much more interested in hearing about you. What's your name? Do you mind if I sit down? Why, yes, I was in a band, how can you tell? You're observant, I like that. And pretty too. No, I really don't say that to all the websites. I really love the way the black brings out the green in your links...
And so the chatter continued on that way for a while, with Sporkie continuing to make all the right jokes at all the right times until everyone was happy. Then, somebody bought him a glass of Maker's Mark on the rocks and he, too, was happy.
Chapter II: The Sequel
(this is the part where you say something)
--Sporkles