HEY GUIZ, STORY TIME

Hecatoncheires

un jour je serai de retour près de toi
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NOW GET THE FUCK INTO BED, ALL OF YOU, SO DADDY CAN GET DRUNK.
 
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I read McCarthy's lines in a Scottish accent.

Am I cool now?
 
Someone got banned and I missed it?

Son of a bitch.

Can't you fags send me messages or something?

Someone's gotta be all like "HEHEHE BITCHES GON GET BAN'D!"
 
Seriously, we need to ban trolls more often if it means we get more stories like this.
 
Next time someone gets banned I want to do the voice acting.

I can do an excellent spictroll voice.
 
I do say, good lord, that this was quite the engaging dialogue. But, alas, you shan't call yourself my father, and instead where are the fine ales?
 
*Fel sips at said ale*

Aye, I said sip, I'm a connoisseur of beers.
 
I killed him. Yay~
 
I think I just cried from the awesome.
 
PRAISE THE ADMINS FOR THEIR BAN-HAMMERS.

NOW ALL OF YOU GET THE FUCK IN BED. SERIOUSLY.
 
*Snuggles up with a Desert Eagle Mk XIX and a plushie of Ryker*

Thankies for the bedtime story, Grumpys.... can I has a kiss goodnight?