HEY EUROS

Doesn't it get dull when the weather is always the same?

"Oh hey, Jans, man it's cold, huh?"

"Sure is, Johan, it's been the same all year..."

"Yeah..."

And then they go wear baseball jackets and piss on the snow and bite tobacco and shit.

It's Jan, faggit.

And it gets up to 30 degrees celcius during the summer, which is hawt enough considering the change from -20 to -25 celcius during the winter.

And no one wears baseball shit here.
 
They wear bear skins and horned helmets. Get it right.
 
And live in igloos and ride on polar-bears/reindeer to work.
 
I could have sworn that was Inuit.

I knew two back in the Navy. He kept a harpoon in his locker.
 
...... Jess.... I hope you realise that you meet fantastical people in the Navy and that it's too cool to hear about...
 
Man, we only have two seasons here.

Hot/Hotter and Rainy/Cold.

It's more of a clusterfuck though, one day it's hot as shit the other day is cold, that type of stuff.
 
In the Philippines, it's either

hot/wet or cold/wet

>:I
 
We have droughts and tornadoes...


here is what it looks like here in Winter..


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Arab? An exterminator...

The irony here boys, is that there's a fanatical group of arabs looking to exterminate human life.


And socks. Bugs, apparently, too.
 
Yea I noticed that sign too.. thought it was funny! I think we have that sign around here too..
 
Shit. I didn't mean for it to be so somber. Sounded like Leno, there.

I still can't believe them there Arabs have such a full plate... I don't want my socks to die.