HEY ASMO!

[Torsty]

STOP SPAMMIN' OUTSIDE THE FUCKING ASYLUM!

AND THE REST OF YOU, STOP SUCKING E-PENIS SO MUCH!

 

[Hecatoncheires]

...wut.

 

[Torsty]

HE'S A BAD ROLE MODEL

 

[Corvus Corax]

-throws doughnuts at torst- >: (

 

[Seiji]

BUT IT'S SO GOOD

Nevermind, that's way too homosexual.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

..Que?

 

[Asmodeus]

I canneh help it. I'm a cat.

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Once everyone forgives me for stuff, then I'll stop spamming.



AND BY THE WAY, WORK IS ONE OF THE BEST PLACES TO GET POSTS WRITTEN!

SERIOUSLY, I'VE STEALTH-WRITTEN ABOUT FOUR ROLEPLAY POSTS AND IT'S NOT EVEN MY LUNCHBREAK YET.

 

[Tain]

Actually I've no idea why I thanked that, but I second the notion!

 

[Asmodeus]

You thanked it because you're an elephant.

Or a sychophant.


Whichever makes you hurt more inside.

 

[Diana]

I'M GOING WITH ELEPHANT.

 

[Torsty]

EVERYBODY IS SLURPING YOUR BOLLOX, MANG
THEY FORGIVE YOU
STOP PLAYING ALONG
IT WAS FUN IN IW
STOP FLAUNTING HOW YOU WRITE FAIRYTALES DURING WORK
I'M TELLING YOUR BOSS

 

[Asmodeus]

You ain't got the balls, Whoresty!

And Diana, that's a terrible way to talk about Gibs,

 

[Torsty]

WHOREST HUMP WILL HAVE AN 'IRISH PUMP'-SESSION WITH YOUR BOSS THEN

 

[Tain]

BAWWW D:<

 

[Asmodeus]

I don't understand these Scandanavian jokes.

Must be something about snow or the Eurovision Song Contest...

 

[Torsty]

It's just sex.

 

[Hydronine]

.... But..... Penis...

*cries*

IT'LL WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILT!!!

 

[Darkness]

Asmo's a big non-hairy faggot.

Guess that's why all of you gaywads love the guy so much.

'cause yous fags.

 

[Asmodeus]

Fagophants.

Gay elephants - all of them.

 

[Paorou-sama]