Hello!

..... Oh shush, Chief...
 
The rest of you I'm not too worried about. Archetype however...

...Well, I dunno whether to swap research notes or run the fuck away.
 
YAY! ARCHETYPE
 
*Archetype bows.*

Len, you will learn of my reputation soon enough.

Perhaps a tour of the Flesh Menagerie and Faith Restructuring is in order.
 
...Can I give her a camcorder if she goes in, or something? 'Cause there's no way in hell I'm going in myself, but footage'd be cool...
 
Sorry, no recording equipment.

The best way to see it is to witness it with your own eyes.


*Archetype blows a kiss to Grumpy.*
 
...I heard what happened to the last batch that went down there, so thanks but, eh...

*RUNS THE FUCK AWAY*
 
*A Laser Paladin crests a hill and immolates Grumpy.*

There's yer bacon.
 
*Snuggles everyone*

Yay! Everyone's doing well!
 
.... What about Toast?
 
...I am so turning you into a fucking toad when you're not looking.

I CAN DO THAT Y'KNOW--

*Grumpy's arm falls off again*

....FUCK.
 
*Road Rage roars out, eardrums and glass shattering.*
 
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