*watches Ike hit the glass door she put up in the shadows*
Hallo there, welcome to Iwaku! ^-^ Here's your standard issue newbie protection kit, designed to help protect you from ISAF attacks, Murr Zombies, and the standard issue Asmodeus Ego Trips. Have a nice day!
OI! BOYS! We oughta give 'is one a propa' welcoming. *Six young men bearing copious amounts of firearm enter, carrying large bags. Each man drops the bag and hands Death several pink, green, and yellow bags, each containing presents.*
*Grabs shaving cream, graffiti and catnip, before cackling willdly as ducks into Ike's shadow, bearing a massive hardhat with a magical flashlight*