Hay guise

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Alan

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What's all this, then?

I'm Alan. No, not Greenspan. Nono, not Parsons, either. If you don't know me, though, prepare to be wow'ed. No ...not that wow, either (although, I do play...).
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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*is unimpressed*
Hi, I'm GMK resident Grey Knight and slayer of the daemonic, welcome to Iwaku.
 
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Ike Sapphire

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Hello and welcome to the Iwaku if you have any questions just ask and we can help

*walks off into the shadows*
 

Dawn

A Very Hostile Pudding
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Posting Speed
1-3 posts per week
Writing Levels
Give-No-Fucks, Beginner, Elementary, Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female, Transgender, Futanari, , Primarily Prefer Male
Genres
Cyberpunk, Horror, Bizarre/Surrealism, Paranormal, Romance, Fantasy, Sci-fi, Supernatural, Grimdark.
ALAAAAAANNNNNNNZ.

<3
 

Lovie

Manikos Karagiozis
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Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror, Sci-Fi, Modern, History; just about anything, really. Though, I am not too big on Romance.
Welcome to the Iwaku!
*gives cupcake*

Hope you, NO YOU SHOULD, enjoy your stay here.

Or Loveless will be angry and find and kill all your hopes and desires. <3
 
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Alan

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I used to. I shaved maybe ten minutes before you posted this. :P *gnaws on the cupcake*
 
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Alarice

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Alan! Hello! *glomps him!* Welcome to Iwaku! <3
 

Childish Grumpino

"...before turning the gun on himself."
DONATING MEMBER
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I used to. I shaved maybe ten minutes before you posted this. :P *gnaws on the cupcake*
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

*Starts glueing Alan's beard back on*

Welcome to Iwaku. It only goes downhill from here.
 
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Alan

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Alan! Hello! *glomps him!* Welcome to Iwaku! <3
Alaaaan! <333
HAI GAIS! <3^3.141592653!

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

*Starts glueing Alan's beard back on*

Welcome to Iwaku. It only goes downhill from here.
I wondered why so many people were looking at me strangely while I was on the train. I get to work and peek in the mirror to find glue and little bits of hair all over my face. Some of which was blonde hair.

I don't have blonde hair.

Downhill? I like the sound of that!
 
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Hallafax

Guest
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you ate the cupcake didn't you
*sighs*
oh well i guess you stuck like us all in this world
just remember that is not your fault
*hands a book to the man staring into mirror*
read some it might help you
 

Nino Notachat

Don't Blink
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Female
Genres
Fantasy, Scifi, Horror, Modern
Brother! *attaches and gives <3's!* I knew you'd come see me!
 
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Alan

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I wouldn't miss the opportunity to see you for the world! <3
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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*is still unimpressed*

adorable really *GMK rips ass on this thread*