What's all this, then? I'm Alan. No, not Greenspan. Nono, not Parsons, either. If you don't know me, though, prepare to be wow'ed. No ...not that wow, either (although, I do play...).
Hello and welcome to the Iwaku if you have any questions just ask and we can help *walks off into the shadows*
Welcome to the Iwaku! *gives cupcake* Hope you, NO YOU SHOULD, enjoy your stay here. Or Loveless will be angry and find and kill all your hopes and desires. <3
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-- *Starts glueing Alan's beard back on* Welcome to Iwaku. It only goes downhill from here.
HAI GAIS! <3^3.141592653! I wondered why so many people were looking at me strangely while I was on the train. I get to work and peek in the mirror to find glue and little bits of hair all over my face. Some of which was blonde hair. I don't have blonde hair. Downhill? I like the sound of that!
you ate the cupcake didn't you *sighs* oh well i guess you stuck like us all in this world just remember that is not your fault *hands a book to the man staring into mirror* read some it might help you
