Hay guise

[Alan]

What's all this, then?

I'm Alan. No, not Greenspan. Nono, not Parsons, either. If you don't know me, though, prepare to be wow'ed. No ...not that wow, either (although, I do play...).

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

*is unimpressed*
Hi, I'm GMK resident Grey Knight and slayer of the daemonic, welcome to Iwaku.

 

[Ike Sapphire]

Hello and welcome to the Iwaku if you have any questions just ask and we can help

*walks off into the shadows*

 

[Dawn]

ALAAAAAANNNNNNNZ.

<3

 

[Alan]

Hello there, Dawnz!!

 

[Lovie the OG]

Welcome to the Iwaku!
*gives cupcake*

Hope you, NO YOU SHOULD, enjoy your stay here.

Or Loveless will be angry and find and kill all your hopes and desires. <3

 

[Orochi]

Do you have a beard?

 

[Alan]

I used to. I shaved maybe ten minutes before you posted this. :P *gnaws on the cupcake*

 

[Alarice]

Alan! Hello! *glomps him!* Welcome to Iwaku! <3

 

[Kura]

Alaaaan! <333

 

[Hecatoncheires]

I used to. I shaved maybe ten minutes before you posted this. :P *gnaws on the cupcake*

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

*Starts glueing Alan's beard back on*

Welcome to Iwaku. It only goes downhill from here.

 

[Alan]

Alan! Hello! *glomps him!* Welcome to Iwaku! <3

Alaaaan! <333

HAI GAIS! <3^3.141592653!

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

*Starts glueing Alan's beard back on*

Welcome to Iwaku. It only goes downhill from here.

I wondered why so many people were looking at me strangely while I was on the train. I get to work and peek in the mirror to find glue and little bits of hair all over my face. Some of which was blonde hair.

I don't have blonde hair.

Downhill? I like the sound of that!

 

[Hallafax]

you ate the cupcake didn't you
*sighs*
oh well i guess you stuck like us all in this world
just remember that is not your fault
*hands a book to the man staring into mirror*
read some it might help you

 

[Nino Notachat]

Brother! *attaches and gives <3's!* I knew you'd come see me!

 

[Alan]

I wouldn't miss the opportunity to see you for the world! <3

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

*is still unimpressed*

adorable really *GMK rips ass on this thread*

 

[serge]

Yo, bro.

 

[Britty]

Alanz <3