HAPPY FEARTH DAY

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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LURKER MEMBER
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
SO TODAY ALL THE HIPPIES AND STUFF TRY TO MAKE THE WORLD PRETTIER FOR LIKE A WHOLE 24 HOURS.

HERE'S A LIST OF THINGS THEY DID TODAY.

1. Didn't fart. Methane gases causes Glowball Warming.
2. DON'T WIPE. TOILET PAPER KILLS TREES.
3. Take a shit on a farm and hopefully their manure will nourish the earth.
4. Buying Avatar.
 
Damn Neo-Hippies.
 
*Hides in her Recycled TP shelter*
 
the upside of earth day is it gathers all hippies into one place, where we can summarily execute them for being stupid.
 
In Pao's land, the Church controls everything.
 
WTF IS THIS SHIT.

YOU CAN NOT HAVE MY SHOES. I WASTED GOOD LEATHER ON THOSE.


WAIT, YOU FAGGOTS WANT COWS DEAD CAUSE THEY FART.
 
And they are good for burgers.
 
I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING OUR LACK OF UNOBTANIUM

TREEHUGGING FAG
 
... well I was going to frolick naked in the woods, but if you're going to cut down all the trees I'll just keep my cloths on.
 
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOL
 
Mojo Squadron you are clear for air strike at grid vector two niner fower. All friendlies in the area have cleared out.

*A pair of F-16XL fighter bombers enter the airspace and drop napalm on the forest.*

BURN, HIPPIE FAGS, BURN!!!!
 
|AT LAST, THE REPUBLICANS WILL HAVE THEIR VICTORY.

MUHAHAHWEHWHAHHWHWHAHEWHAWHAHAH