HAPPY FEARTH DAY

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
SO TODAY ALL THE HIPPIES AND STUFF TRY TO MAKE THE WORLD PRETTIER FOR LIKE A WHOLE 24 HOURS.

HERE'S A LIST OF THINGS THEY DID TODAY.

1. Didn't fart. Methane gases causes Glowball Warming.
2. DON'T WIPE. TOILET PAPER KILLS TREES.
3. Take a shit on a farm and hopefully their manure will nourish the earth.
4. Buying Avatar.
 
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Damn Neo-Hippies.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Multiple posts per day
  2. 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Advanced
  3. Prestige
  4. Douche
  5. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
*Hides in her Recycled TP shelter*
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
the upside of earth day is it gathers all hippies into one place, where we can summarily execute them for being stupid.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
In Pao's land, the Church controls everything.
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
WTF IS THIS SHIT.

YOU CAN NOT HAVE MY SHOES. I WASTED GOOD LEATHER ON THOSE.


WAIT, YOU FAGGOTS WANT COWS DEAD CAUSE THEY FART.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
And they are good for burgers.
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING OUR LACK OF UNOBTANIUM

TREEHUGGING FAG
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
O

Ochalla

Guest
... well I was going to frolick naked in the woods, but if you're going to cut down all the trees I'll just keep my cloths on.
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOL
 
A

Arsenal XA4

Guest
Mojo Squadron you are clear for air strike at grid vector two niner fower. All friendlies in the area have cleared out.

*A pair of F-16XL fighter bombers enter the airspace and drop napalm on the forest.*

BURN, HIPPIE FAGS, BURN!!!!
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
|AT LAST, THE REPUBLICANS WILL HAVE THEIR VICTORY.

MUHAHAHWEHWHAHHWHWHAHEWHAWHAHAH