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Ampoule

Guest
#1
I NEED HELP NAMING THIS THING



I think it's a DOG but I can't be SURE since I just found it in a gas-station parking lot. Whatever it is, we both looked at each other and felt an INSTANT BOND. It's also pretty smart and stuff. Somewhat aggressive. I'm not sure how old it is but it's pretty small.

That's a shoebox he's lying beside. He just escaped after I got done stuffing him into it. All the other animals took turns slapping the lid back down when he tried to escape...but we all had a good time so it's cool.
 

Diana

You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic!
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
My Usual Online Time
5PM - 5AM Daily
#2
WTF. THAT THING IS TOO CUTE.

Is it BOY or is it GIRL or is it AMBIGUOUS.

Looks a few months old. >>

NAME IT BOSS. >:D
 

Vay

The Empress
BENEFACTOR
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#3
BOSS!
 
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Ampoule

Guest
#4
BOSS? Are you SURE? Boss is a LADY NAME and I'm pretty sure this thing is a little dude.

I mean, y'know...I saw some things...
 

CoffeeCake

"Are you asking me why people eat potatoes?"
#5
I'd help you but I seem to have a gift for giving people every name they won't use for a pet or organization.

I don't think I've ever seen one that cute, and the more creative names I toss out the blander his final name will likely be.

So name him "Snack."


...or "Boss." I mean, I have a relative nicknamed "Boss" to the point that many of us forget his real name.
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#8
Are you stupid? You're supposed to call him Ocelot.

God damn.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
#9
I thought about naming him Ocelot but he doesn't give off that much of a homosexual vibe yet...

Yet.

Snack sounds like a name I'd have no problem with. At least you're not like Jinx, Coffee. All the names he helped pick were turbo dumb.
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#10
NAME HIM PAO.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#11
No.

I call all my cats "cat".

I also constantly remind them that they are cats.
 
Favorite Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
#12
Bast

Diana

Artemis

Those are my suggestions...all three are technically gods of some sort...and Diana is also an admin
 
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Ampoule

Guest
#13
Diana, Artemis? WHAT'S NEXT, TUXEDO MASK?

And no, I don't want to name my cat Pao...far as I can tell he doesn't like little girls >:( And he isn't a pervert!

I already had a cat named cat. These guys are also constantly reminded they are cats. "Stop sleeping behind the coffeemaker, cat, you are a cat, you can't drink coffee!"
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#14
Name him Demon.
 
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Captain Nic

Guest
#15
Name it 'Collis Viminalis'.

Because cats are sneaky little fellas. At least, according to me grandma.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#16
Name it Domon.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#17
DEIMON!

Or name it....

STORMY!

Cuz of it's attitude and coloration... It's a unisex name, so SUCK IT!
 
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Ampoule

Guest
#18
B-but I don't wanna suck it ;^;
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#19
DON'T YOU SEE KITTY!?

THE EAST IS BURNING RED!
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
#20
Why would you bring this furball back with you? You suck at raiding.

Eat it. No need for a name.