HALP

Nice try, dear, but I was attempting to take over the board and pose as a god before you even found this thread.
 
PAHAHHAHA I was God in real life long before you were even a member on iwaku x3
 
Gods are merely beings restricted to the limited power provided by providence. That power, although great, is not unlimited.
 
True... but I'm still God x3
 
I am Monado.
I was here at the beginning.
And I shall proclaim the end.
 
I was here before the beginning :D
 
I will be here after the end x3
 
And I shall be there to keep you company.
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*thinks up a plan to kill Swaggot*
 
I am reality.
If you kill me, you will erase your own existence.
Or will you?
Because if reality died, the death would have to be real, so reality would still have to exist for reality's death to be real.
 
I existed before reality so I will be fine ^^
 
If you are before reality, then you are something fake. Therefore, you do not exist. Your posts are a figment of my imagination. Therefore, I simply have to stop imagining you.
Unless I'm schizophrenic.
 
You are definitely schizophrenic :3 Cause I am still here x3
 
Then you are but a voice in my head.
And it's a good thing I have pills for- OHSHI-
 
pff, pills won't work x3 I'm too awesome for that :D The only thing that can help u get rid of me is if you kill yourself ^^
 
Ah, somebody already killed me in another life.
Turns out I turn into a weird cross between a zombie and a puddle of bubbling ooze.
 
I'll kill u again x3
 
But you're simply a product of my mind. Therefore, you have no physical existence.
 
Doesn't matter, as long as I keep being in your mind I still exist...