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[Laggy Lagiacrus]

Every day, thousands of new forumites join Iwaku.
Lost and confused, they stumble around the site, until they ragequit and never come back.
But, there is hope.
By donating to the Insanity Fund once a month, you can help pay to remove someone's sanity.
Just ten pounds (or equivalent) a month is enough to help remove five people's sanity, and enables them to enjoy Iwaku to the fullest.
So please, visit www.removetheirsanity.org, and donate what you can spare, to allow these people to become useful members of Iwaku's society.
Thank you.

 

[redblood]

Who would remove insanity? That was the dumbest thing I have ever heard >_<
It's the sanity that makes them leave.. We should remove the sanity so they become insane instead ^^

 

[Laggy Lagiacrus]

Fuck it, that's a typo.

 

[redblood]

HAHHAH FAIL! XD

 

[Laggy Lagiacrus]

Actually, it shows the treatment worked.
I was so out of my mind, that my perception of the computer screen was warped beyond belief.

 

[redblood]

.. touche

Which means... I'm not insane enough because I noticed the mistake T-T

 

[Laggy Lagiacrus]

Damn right.
Now sod off, you do not belong here.
Unless you donate.

 

[redblood]

... *goes out and kills fifty children and women before going back in*
THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TOLD ME TOOO >_< I'M INSANE MOTHERFUCKER !!!

 

[Laggy Lagiacrus]

Tch.
Lightweight.

 

[redblood]

Voices in my heads tells me that you are stupid ^^

 

[Laggy Lagiacrus]

I say that's stupid.
And so do I.

 

[redblood]

GFFF

 

[Laggy Lagiacrus]

Listen to it with headphones.

 

[redblood]

screw headphones!!! They're to far away anyways... I don't have the strength to get them out of my pocket >_<

 

[Laggy Lagiacrus]

But it doesn't work without them.
Please?

 

[redblood]

I listened on it without headphones :)

 

[Laggy Lagiacrus]

Then you are a sane heathen ho must be burnt alive as an offering to my emperor.
I don't quite know who that is, but apparently, be has a ship painted with the blood of orphans.

 

[redblood]

I'M THE EMPEROR!!

 

[Laggy Lagiacrus]

 

[redblood]

YOU SHALL DIE FOR LAUGHING AT THE EMPEROR... I'M NOT ONLY EMPEROR, I AM GOD!!!!