Halloween thread! (bad jokes and Halloween stories ahead)

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Did you know... that right now, as you read this... there is a skeleton hiding inside you right now, and now that it knows you know, it will begin it's plot to ruin your life!

Ahh, it's the week of Halloween, folks. The time of the year you can tell shitty skeleton puns and maybe get away with it! Also the time for spooky stories and stuff. I was thinking, why don't we hype ourselves up on spook/Halloween themed jokes and stories, ehh? We are a website of writers, right? If you can't find something funny/scary, maybe you can make it yourself? bonus points for that!
 
Yes I can't wait to eat some spooketti on Halloween //shot
 
-coughs-

Halloween in America:
-Knocks on the door, door opens-
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! I HAVE HERSHEYS, GUMMIES, LOLLIPOPS AND EVERYTHING!! YAYYYYYYY!!

Halloween in Australia:
-Knocks on the door, door opens-
...
Take a Tim Tam AND FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE CUNTS!!!!
 
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- Walks in casually - Ah, Halloween, the birthplace of diabetes.
 
What did the guy on Twitter give out for Hallowen?

Trick or Tweets. XD
 
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