HAAAAAAPPY EW YEAAAAAARRR

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Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#1
HEEEEEEEEEEEEY GUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSS

ROCKZO THE CLOWN HERE.

I DO COCAINE.

>:(

Fuck it, it's not gonna be funny anymore.


Know what, guys? I don't even care, Happy New Year, hope you have fun doing whatever is your family/friends/your own lonely penis in a house full of women that won't have sex with you.

HAHAHA GET IT? IT'S ABOUT ASMODEUS. DON'T WORRY ASMO YOU'RE GREAT BUT IT'S JUST SO EASY TO MAKE FUN OF THE FACT THAT YOU'RE PRACTICALLY A LIVING SHITTY ANIME.

Anyway, yeah guys, here's some good music, don't know if you'd like it since most of you listen to awful shitty music, but it's okay, we're all brothers and sisters and shit right? (LOL YEAH RIGHT HAW HAW MERRICUNTS DEPR)

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p54CMth4Jpg"]YouTube- We Wish You A Merry Xmas (Metal Xmas)[/ame]

No but really though, I love you guys, I'd probably be a better person if I wasn't here. A shittier writer and worse with english though, so heeeelllllll naaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww

HEY TORSTY HAPPY NEW YEAR ALREADY BY THE TIME I POST THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ISN'T THAT FUUNNNNNNNNNNNN
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#2
your own lonely penis in a house full of women that won't have sex with you.
Hey! There's now two women and a man in the house that won't have se... I mean... there's another Man in the house... I mean...


SHUT UP!
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#4
HEY ASMO WHY DON'T YOU CALL MY MOM???? HOMO.

And Orochi's is funny because I totally thought that.
 
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Glazer

Guest
#5
*BAM BAM BAM BAM*

...AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
 
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Moderate to aggressive.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Genre You DON'T Like
I'll try just about anything. I'm not overly into RPs where the prime focus is romance. I'm not too hyped on fan based anime rp either.
#6
Get drunk and Blow shit up.

Happy new year.
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#7
I CAN'T GET DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK

FUCKING FAMILY MEEEETIIIIIIIIIIINGS

FUCKING VALLEY FAGGOTS AND THEIR WIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEE

I WANT BEEEEEEEEEEEEEER AND WHISKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK MY FAMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

GOOOOOOOOOOOD DAAAAAAAMNIT

I WANT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND I'M BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You know, it's really shitty to be the only family member who likes to drink and you're surrounded by, well, your family.

Oh well, at least I'll get drunk tomorrow.

HAPPY NEW YEAR OROCHIIIIIIIIII

HAPPY NEW YEAR ASMODEUUSSSSSSSSSS

HAPPY NEW YEAR PAOROUUUUUUUUUUU

HAPPY NEW YEAAAAR MYYYYYYYRNNNNNN

EVERYONE ELSE IS AMERICAN SO FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 

Diana

You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic!
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
My Usual Online Time
5PM - 5AM Daily
#8
FUCKING NEW YEAR TO YOU TOO DARKNESS! >:[
 
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Kitti

Guest
#9
Eh, I can't really argue with you there Darkness.
But is that an offer I hear? ;)

Oh, right, ahem:
Happy new year everyone! May it be less shitty than last year!
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#10
<3 DIANANANA-KUN-SAN-ONII-SAMA-SEMPAI~

I CAN HEAR(READ:SMELL) THE FIRECRACKERS

THAT. IS. AWESOME.

I FUCKING LOVE THE SMELL OF BURNING STUFF.

AND YES KITTI I OBVIOUSLY MEAN I SHALL GO UP IN THE CHAT AND WRITE WHILE I'M DRUNK.

AND NO, THE YEAR IS ALLLLLLLLLLWAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYS SHITTIER THAN THE LAST.

ALWAYS.

UNLESS YOU WERE A RUSSIAN IN WWII THEN PROBABLY NOT THAT BAD.

OR AN EASTERN/WESTERN GERMAN, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#11
WHOOOT! I WUV YOU ALL!
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
#12
Fail Dr. Rockzo impression is fail. Here's how it should of been.

"C-C-C-YEEEEEEAAAAAH!!! HEEEEEEEY EVERYOOOOOOONE! I'M DR. ROCKZO, THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN! I DO COCAINE! AND I'M HERE TO WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY C-C-C-NEW YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAR! SO LET'S BREAK OUT THE STRAWS, GET THE C-C-C-COCAINE, AND PARTY OUR WAY INTO THE NEW YEEEEEAAAAAR!"
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#13
WHOOT!
 
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Ampoule

Guest
#14
STOP YOU GUYS.

>:( IT'S ONLY 10PM.
 
A

Arsenal XA4

Guest
#15
You're all cockfags.

EDIT: The French open champagne bottles with cavalry sabers.

I open them with...

...Machetes.

Suck my Texan cock, frog boys. I'll take your women now.
 
C

Captain Nic

Guest
#16


AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH


JOYOUS NEW YEAR, FRIENDS, ROMANSASIANS, COUNTRYMEN

And if I ever was a massive idiot, I apologize.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#17
I ATe FIRECRACKERS ANd STayeD uP until 6 IN THE MORNING TO DO MY 3D MODELING CLASS FINALS

SRDFHrtfg
 

King Weavel

The Burger King
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I am in the middle between passive and aggressive. But I prefer to plan things out with my fellow RPers so I don't mess them up. Although I do keep plot twists under wraps. I believe planning things out helps make for better posts so I do it often.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, sci-fi, post apocalyptic, parody.
Genre You DON'T Like
No SMUT EVER. Not big on modern RPs, not a fan of Mass RPs due to past experiences. I may make exceptions though if an RP is particularly interesting. I will NEVER get involved with anything like yaoi or furry FYI, those I do not make exceptions with. Also not too keen on perverse RPs.
#18
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO PST TIME ZONES!

IT"S ALSO MY BIRTHDAY, MY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY UNLIKE MOST OF THE OTHERS ON THERE lol. THEY NEED TO FIX THEIR PROFILES OR SOMETHING.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#19
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7pyxpJFj18"]YouTube- Wakamoto sings Renai Circulation[/ame]

best new years eveR
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#20
God Bless Dorkness and his stoner-isms.