HAAAAAAPPY EW YEAAAAAARRR

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Darkness

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEY GUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSS

ROCKZO THE CLOWN HERE.

I DO COCAINE.

>:(

Fuck it, it's not gonna be funny anymore.


Know what, guys? I don't even care, Happy New Year, hope you have fun doing whatever is your family/friends/your own lonely penis in a house full of women that won't have sex with you.

HAHAHA GET IT? IT'S ABOUT ASMODEUS. DON'T WORRY ASMO YOU'RE GREAT BUT IT'S JUST SO EASY TO MAKE FUN OF THE FACT THAT YOU'RE PRACTICALLY A LIVING SHITTY ANIME.

Anyway, yeah guys, here's some good music, don't know if you'd like it since most of you listen to awful shitty music, but it's okay, we're all brothers and sisters and shit right? (LOL YEAH RIGHT HAW HAW MERRICUNTS DEPR)

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p54CMth4Jpg"]YouTube- We Wish You A Merry Xmas (Metal Xmas)[/ame]

No but really though, I love you guys, I'd probably be a better person if I wasn't here. A shittier writer and worse with english though, so heeeelllllll naaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww

HEY TORSTY HAPPY NEW YEAR ALREADY BY THE TIME I POST THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ISN'T THAT FUUNNNNNNNNNNNN
 
Darkness said:
your own lonely penis in a house full of women that won't have sex with you.
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Hey! There's now two women and a man in the house that won't have se... I mean... there's another Man in the house... I mean...


SHUT UP!
 
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HAPPY NEW YEAR AND STUFF!
 
HEY ASMO WHY DON'T YOU CALL MY MOM???? HOMO.

And Orochi's is funny because I totally thought that.
 
Get drunk and Blow shit up.

Happy new year.
 
I CAN'T GET DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK

FUCKING FAMILY MEEEETIIIIIIIIIIINGS

FUCKING VALLEY FAGGOTS AND THEIR WIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEE

I WANT BEEEEEEEEEEEEEER AND WHISKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK MY FAMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

GOOOOOOOOOOOD DAAAAAAAMNIT

I WANT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND I'M BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You know, it's really shitty to be the only family member who likes to drink and you're surrounded by, well, your family.

Oh well, at least I'll get drunk tomorrow.

HAPPY NEW YEAR OROCHIIIIIIIIII

HAPPY NEW YEAR ASMODEUUSSSSSSSSSS

HAPPY NEW YEAR PAOROUUUUUUUUUUU

HAPPY NEW YEAAAAR MYYYYYYYRNNNNNN

EVERYONE ELSE IS AMERICAN SO FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
FUCKING NEW YEAR TO YOU TOO DARKNESS! >:[
 
Eh, I can't really argue with you there Darkness.
But is that an offer I hear? ;)

Oh, right, ahem:
Happy new year everyone! May it be less shitty than last year!
 
<3 DIANANANA-KUN-SAN-ONII-SAMA-SEMPAI~

I CAN HEAR(READ:SMELL) THE FIRECRACKERS

THAT. IS. AWESOME.

I FUCKING LOVE THE SMELL OF BURNING STUFF.

AND YES KITTI I OBVIOUSLY MEAN I SHALL GO UP IN THE CHAT AND WRITE WHILE I'M DRUNK.

AND NO, THE YEAR IS ALLLLLLLLLLWAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYS SHITTIER THAN THE LAST.

ALWAYS.

UNLESS YOU WERE A RUSSIAN IN WWII THEN PROBABLY NOT THAT BAD.

OR AN EASTERN/WESTERN GERMAN, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
 
WHOOOT! I WUV YOU ALL!
 
Fail Dr. Rockzo impression is fail. Here's how it should of been.

"C-C-C-YEEEEEEAAAAAH!!! HEEEEEEEY EVERYOOOOOOONE! I'M DR. ROCKZO, THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN! I DO COCAINE! AND I'M HERE TO WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY C-C-C-NEW YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAR! SO LET'S BREAK OUT THE STRAWS, GET THE C-C-C-COCAINE, AND PARTY OUR WAY INTO THE NEW YEEEEEAAAAAR!"
 
WHOOT!
 
You're all cockfags.

EDIT: The French open champagne bottles with cavalry sabers.

I open them with...

...Machetes.

Suck my Texan cock, frog boys. I'll take your women now.
 
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AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH


JOYOUS NEW YEAR, FRIENDS, ROMANSASIANS, COUNTRYMEN

And if I ever was a massive idiot, I apologize.
 
I ATe FIRECRACKERS ANd STayeD uP until 6 IN THE MORNING TO DO MY 3D MODELING CLASS FINALS

SRDFHrtfg
 
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO PST TIME ZONES!

IT"S ALSO MY BIRTHDAY, MY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY UNLIKE MOST OF THE OTHERS ON THERE lol. THEY NEED TO FIX THEIR PROFILES OR SOMETHING.
 
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7pyxpJFj18"]YouTube- Wakamoto sings Renai Circulation[/ame]

best new years eveR
 
God Bless Dorkness and his stoner-isms.
 
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