Gwazons

[Gwazi Magnum]

If a pear meets an apple, and the apple has diamonds for seeds... What does the duck then say to the goose?

If one has five pizza's and then I eat six of your pizzas... How does one explain the lack of anchovies?

If one truly wishes to master the way of the ki, does one first meditate on a watermelon, or balance on a seagull?

 

[GlassTrinity]

- The duck says Benghazi was an inside job

- The anchovies were on Hillary's hit list

- One must build a wall

There. Done. Can we all go home now?

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

If a pear meets an apple, and the apple has diamonds for seeds... What does the duck then say to the goose?

"Everyone wants to steal your cheese."

If one has five pizza's and then I eat six of your pizzas... How does one explain the lack of anchovies?

Our waters are intoxicated. Steal their cheese in return.

If one truly wishes to master the way of the ki, does one first meditate on a watermelon, or balance on a seagull?

Both. At the same time. Place a watermelon on a seagull, then sit on the watermelon. Bonus ki points if the seagull is midair the whole time.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

- The duck says Benghazi was an inside job

- The anchovies were on Hillary's hit list

- One must build a wall

There. Done. Can we all go home now?

-If a duck says that, and the owl is from China... What is the Vulture?

-If Hilary is at war with anchovies, and people Pokemon GO to the polls, what is a Pepe?

-If one has a taco, and another man has a bowl... Where do the Cheetos go?

If one has a home, but also a keyboard, does the troll sleep under or over the bed?

"Everyone wants to steal your cheese."


Our waters are intoxicated. Steal their cheese in return.


Both. At the same time. Place a watermelon on a seagull, then sit on the watermelon. Bonus ki points if the seagull is midair the whole time.

-If one has cheese, and is a thief, who steals the tomatoes, and who dances with the pepperoni?

-If the waters are poison, and cheese comes a cow. How does a goat then ride the pig to Winterfell?

-If one makes a flying melon, what does the pineapple do to the pumpkins?

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

-If one has cheese, and is a thief, who steals the tomatoes, and who dances with the pepperoni?

TJ "Henry" Yoshi. We're allied in stealing. Who dances with the pepperoni, however, is beyond me.

-If the waters are poison, and cheese comes a cow. How does a goat then ride the big to Winterfell?

A goat follows the stream, no matter what.

-If one makes a flying melon, what does the pineapple do to the pumpkins?

Man is to melons, like pinapples are to pie. It makes pie from the punpkins.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

TJ "Henry" Yoshi. We're allied in stealing. Who dances with the pepperoni, however, is beyond me.


A goat follows the stream, no matter what.


Man is to melons, like pinapples are to pie. It makes pie from the punpkins.

If Yoshi is a thief... And Mario is a Communist. What is a Luigi?

If the goat follows a stream, and the stream is made of yogurt... Where are the cheese sticks?

If a pineapple creates the pie, then who catches the jellyfish for the Melon?

 

[GlassTrinity]

When Gwazi's threads make so little sense that you literally can't even anymore.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

If Yoshi is a thief... And Mario is a Communist. What is a Luigi?

Luigi is a cinnamon bun. And those are capitalistic.

If the goat follows a stream, and the stream is made of yogurt... Where are the cheese sticks?

In the goat's pockets, obviously. :P

If a pineapple creates the pie, then who catches the jellyfish for the Melon?

The melon is a crafty fruit, and does so by itself.

When Gwazi's threads make so little sense that you literally can't even anymore.

If suicide jokes aren't funny, then where does the goat get its cheese sticks?

 

[Hana]

It's fascinating how Gwazi and Intrusive understand each other on such a deep level beyond our comprehension.

 

[Kagayours]

It's fascinating how Gwazi and Intrusive understand each other on such a deep level beyond our comprehension.

[ship]IntrusiveGwaz[/ship]

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Luigi is a cinnamon bun. And those are capitalistic.

In the goat's pockets, obviously. :P

The melon is a crafty fruit, and does so by itself.

If suicide jokes aren't funny, then where does the goat get its cheese sticks?

If Luigi is a capitalistic cinnamon bun, then who is Stalin the progress of Bernie?

What is a goat pocket but a fountain of milk? And what is milk but the sustenance of really good anime?

If the Melon is independent, who is the Mango that sits on top of the Coconut bush?

The goat get's the cheese sticks from the stolen bikes in the middle of Shrek's Hitlerious bunker.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

It's fascinating how Gwazi and Intrusive understand each other on such a deep level beyond our comprehension.

You must open your eyes to what the world has to offer, and become one with the shit post.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

If Luigi is a capitalistic cinnamon bun, then who is Stalin the progress of Bernie?

No-chill Hill(ary)

What is a goat pocket but a fountain of milk? And what is milk but the sustenance of really good anime?

The only good anime.

If the Melon is independent, who is the Mango that sits on top of the Coconut bush?

John Cocona. Bad Pun sits with him.