Gummi Bear Armageddon

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  1. Gummi bear.....cleanse?


    That cannot be good for your intestinal tract. o_o
     
  2. The cutest laxative you'll ever come across. >=]
     
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  3. This is why you SHOULD order a 5lb Gummi Bear.

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  4. ...Now I'm going to try this.

    If I don't log in for like 3 days, you guys will know. WOOP, WOOP.
     
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  5. For the love of god! Take it from someone who loves you, don't do this. You will be praying to every deity in existence, and eventually form some dark pact of unholiness for delivery!
     
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  6. My sides.

    Actually, I tried this before.

    Hours, even days went on before I could even think about any other room but the bathroom.

    what was worse was I was at JC Pennys shopping with my sister.

    Told them I was holding gummy bears accountable for arson of my butthole.

    That's not what I actually said, just wish it. I wasn't even able to say anything, I was silently cursing the gummy bears and plotting my revenge.
     
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  7. Gastrointestinal Armageddon!

    (Insert four minutes of non-laughter after reading item review)

    What the hell kind of horrifying substitute for sugar can cause you to get rid of that quarter cheeseburger still trapped in your colon from freshman year. . . a decade ago.
    Hmmmm, I could go for that as a laxative rather than the traditional brand. I suppose while on the toilet I'll just play with the gummy bears as entertainment to distract me from the more undesirable aspects of life.
     
  8. Do the Gummy Cleanse

    Post on Iwaku while you shit
     
  9. How-To-Make-Alcoholic-Gummy-Bears.jpg

    OOOOOOOHHHHH YEEEEAAAAAA​
     
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