Grumpy's Finishing School

[Asmodeus]

Not new, not original. But funny. So all of you make like trees...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/21-simple-ways-to-swear-like-malcolm-tucker

 

[Hecatoncheires]

Please, I'm not nearly eloquently brutal enough to be Malcolm Tucker.

I'm more of a Jamie.