Great pun for TK I've come up with...

A

Arsenal XA4

Guest
*Minigunners ready the pitchforks and light the torches.

For good measure, AND GREAT JUSTICE, they also lock and load their battle rifles.*
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
R-really?

I... I put the... mur.... in murder?....


*Grabs a chainsaw*

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE TIME!
 
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Arsenal XA4

Guest
*A pair of Marines replace Julez' chainsaw with the Marine Corps model, which has diamond tipped teeth and a micro reactor.*
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
0.o

I thought it was cute...
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
However, Lolis make Pao happy. Especially bitchy ones, because he likes being bossed around.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
This is true.
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
*GMK replaces the Marine Corps chainsaw with an Eviscerator*
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
*Pulls TK's pants down around her ankles and makes his escape with a jetpack that runs on rainbows and farts*
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
M

marius

Guest
*breaks out the trapshoot rocket launcher and scores a direct hit on chaos*
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
*The falling body that is the rocket blasted chaos plummets to the ground and lands before GMK*