GODDAMMIT, TORSTY

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IS THERE NO PLACE YOUR GUYS HAVEN'T BEEN TO FIRST?

SERIOUSLY, WHEN WE FINALLY GET OUR ASSES IN GEAR AND LAND ON MARS, WHAT ARE WE GONNA FIND?

A FUCKING LONGSHIP.
 
The Tech-Priesthood might have something to say about a longboat on their planet.
 
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH TEH VIKING, TORSTY?!
 
Interesting Rooster Teeth constellation in the background.
 
I LIKE VIKINGS!
 
Torsty created Iwaku.
 
;_; Stop it, I don't want to end up like the Egyptians or the american "Indians".
 
Stop it, you guys ;_;

Just keep reading and believing what your history books tells you.
 
MY HISTORY BOOKS TELL ME WE LOST TO THE SPANISH DURING THE HIMAGSIKAN

NUH UH WE DIDN'T