GODDAMMIT JACK SHADE

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


STOP SINGING THIS SONG. IT'S WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS.
 
Wrong? All I see is pretty much right....well...except for the boobs...
 
....... Holy crud boobs.
 
Poor girl, her boobs are only okay. Not bad, not great, just okay.
 
I agree. They aren't amazing, or horrible.... stuck in the middle. The average middle zone.
 
Poor Jack Shade. Who's Jack Shade again?
 
...Rory, I told you not to post this.

What you ask me to sing for you is a private matter.

and the real Shady is being pummeled by finals and trying to justify why he put of his psych class for so long/how he's going to edit his grade when it comes out till he has time to retake the class and replace his current grade.

*Blurbles away*
 
Who the hell just posted above me? I've never seen this member before.