GOD DAMMIT, COFFEE :E

[Orochi]

LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

LOOK AT IIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

Admit it you derp, you missed us.

We're like that broken home that you leave your broken home for.

 

[Fluffy]

OROCHU!

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Well, well. My horny brother returns.

 

[Asmodeus]

Orochi left?

 

[Diana]

Orochi did something?

 

[Orochi]

Orochi did something?

I DID SOMETHING!? D:

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Yes, he was arrested for raiding plantations and stealing womenz.

 

[Orochi]

QUIET, YOU!

I WAS gonna do a Raz and babble on how EVERYTHING was better 4 years ago and tell you assholes get off my old-man lawn.

But then I realized I'm on YOUR lawn. You bunch of OLD PEOPLE :E

*steals a bunch of gnomes*

 

[Blind Hemingway]

YOU JUST LIKE TO ABANDON THINGS. JUST LIKE YOUR BLOGS.

 

[Jumi]

Who the hell is Orochi, and why does this man have Orochi's camera?

 

[Kitti]

Hello, ex husband.
There's six months of child support I'm due.
**holds out her hand**

 

[Orochi]

I haven't decided what I'll do before I disappear again for months. Maybe update the damn comic book group or post photos. Dunno.

Hello, ex husband.
There's six months of child support I'm due.
**holds out her hand**

B-b-but our kids were retconed! D:

NO ALIMONY FOR YOU!

*runs away screaming*

 

[Kitti]

LIAR.
I RAISED THOSE BRATS ALONE WHILE YOU RAN AROUND THE MALL ALL DAY. >;[

 

[Orochi]

*hides behind Rory*

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

You'd hide behind an autistic jew? YOU BASTARD.