GMK's Murder List

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
An Excerpt from GMK's Online-Diary Blog, funded by TK.

1. The nation of DerpDerpastan.
2. Chaos
3. Chaos.
4. Chaos.
5. That one nerd.
6. Castro.
7. Chaos.
8. The next poster.
*Struts STYLAN' through the thread*

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*Executes Orion for Derp-Heresy*

sorry dude you were the next poster.
And the biggest offender.
You're the other Puppet Master here, so you figure it out. >:[
Lemme see that list...Hmmm...Yeah, this'll do.

*Proceeds to go to use the bathroom and wipes his ass with GMK's list before flushing it*

Fucking noobs, thinking I go on the murderlist of anyone who joined after me. My murder list is ten miles long and way more productive that GMK's will ever be!
*Ends Chaos's life with a Daemonhammer*

Fucking communists